The Guy who Plays Game Reviews Contra 4

This game is a very worse than before game. Vry hard. I give it a 27/86.2.

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[Jeowulf08]

this isnt replacing contra force. check your info. its a sequel to contra 3 alien wars. its people like u that give IG fans a shitty reputation. For the sake of the whole video game community, please resign from reviewing asap.

[theguywhoplaysgame]

plz dont talk to other ppl on my vidoes. if u rly want asap to stop makeing vidoes tel him nott mel

[Jeowulf08]

I was talking to YOU!

[theguywhoplaysgame]

Hay i hav new reveiw u shood wash its grate.

[Jeowulf08]

WRONG! Contra Force is a SPINOFF! If you don't believe me, put Contra 4 in your DS, turn it on, go to "Bonus Content, and go into the museum. Press right 5 times (to get to the exhibit for "Contra Force," then press A. It says in the description of Contra Force: "Not part of the official series timeline." Contra 4 continues with the plot line and gameplay style of the OFFICIAL Contra games, as you would know if you had actually played them, which is easy, there are roms

[theguywhoplaysgame]

In my contry if u git emulatr u get stoned, and not in th happy litehed way.

[caewyn]

The content of this review is highly inaccurate, the artwork is lacking and the grammar used is questionable. I however found it amusing. I awarded it three stars. I hope this construcitve feedback will aid you in surpassing the AVGN as this site's premier reviewer.

[guitarhero3o0o]

lol he got it so wrong

[rafamax12345]

wow this is just retarded

[Jeowulf08]

Fail. you are an obvious troll

[Jeowulf08]

Also, you are being very inconsistent in your spelling errors. Even in the same sentence. Are you faking the grammar errors?

[Jeowulf08]

Then why are you playing this game emulated?

[Jeowulf08]

You're missing the point, which is that you have not played Contra Force, or the original Contra games, so you would know nothing of what is a sequel to what. Wait, why am I arguing with you, you are obviously trolling.

[Jeowulf08]

OBJECTION! It is actually called the Konami Code, and it is up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start. 30 lives in Contra, 10 lives in super C, pretty sure it doesn't do anything in Contra 3, and ONE weapons upgrade (it kills you if you use it twice) in Contra 4. Contra Force doesn't use it because Contra Force is a fake Contra game that has NOTHING to do with Contra, Super C, or Contra 4. Konami made Contra games, not Capcom.

[Jeowulf08]

and with Contra 4, you can even unlock Contra and Super C by beating the game on easy and completing a few easy challenges (these are automatically medium difficulty.) My advice, play them for a while, play Contra and Super C for a while, download Contra Force and play that for a while, then play THIS game for a while. THEN you can competently talk about what is a sequel or a spinoff. You will immediately see that C Force is nothing like C 4, while C4 is similar to C and Super C.