Bill Engvall - Here's Your Sign Christmas (Video)

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Here's Your Sign Christmas (Video)

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• Bill Engvall
• Here's Your Sign Christmas
• Comedy

[skywalkerchick]

In the 8th grade, I got my hair colored, going from a blond to a red-head, because I was tired of everybody associating me with the dumb blond at our school. The next morning, said blond asked me if I'd colored my hair. I told her, "Nope, I went swimming and it got sun-burned."

[LRWarrior]

While in the hospital a nurse was pushing my pregnant wife around in a wheelchair. The nurse asked my wife if this was our second child. Realizing my daughter was sitting right there on my wifes lap I replied, "No, this is our first, we stole the other one."

[Markel1970A]

@skywalkerchick Good one! I got another one for you. When I was a teenager I was at a mall with my sister and a woman asked me if I was with her. I told her, "No. We just showed up here at the same time and in the same car."

[reptilehunter7]

The other day in english class I was reading when our principal suddenly walked in to talk to the teacher. Before he did, he looked at me and the book i was reading and said"thats a great book! are you reading it?" I was about half way through the book with it wide open, so it was pretty obvious to see that i was. So instead of saying yes i looked at him and said "no, i hope that if i stare long enough, the book will just tell me the ending. here's your sign. he didn't think it was funny

[Debra237]

So I was putting my dog's leash on and this kid walked up to me and said "Hey, are you gonna take your dog for a walk?" and I said, "Nope. I'm gonna sit on his back... and fly to the moon!" and i gave him a pick piece of paper... Tht read "Here's your sign!" Great video by the way! XD

[ShadowGuardian3337]

When I was in tenth grade, a real bad case of the Flu was going around and I got bit. I went to the washroom and threw up my lunch and when I exited the stall one of the Educational Assistants says 'Did you get sick to your stomach?' So I said 'Nope! I opened up a can of vegetable soup and threw it in the toilet and disposed of the can!' She believed me until the next day when my mom called me in sick with the flu. When I got back she said 'You WERE sick!' No Kidding! Is THAT what happened?

[dhstandard22]

1:43 kkk HAHAHA!!!

[Jaskies123]

I was putting up my lemonade stand and this old Guy walks up to me and says, " Hey! Is that a lemonade stand? "

Then I say, " Nope. It's just some cups with Yellow paint.

[bandittweintraub]

I got one, car was overheating, steam comming up from the engine, some old guy asks, "car break down?" I was like.. "no sir, car wanted to stop and have a cigarette"

[noelbrandon1]

I work on a grounds crew for apartment complexes. and we got a call about residents complaining about a big tree that residents wanted removed, so we get dispatched with a boom lift to cut it piece by piece so it won't fall on a car or building, one of the resident, SEEING THE CHAIN SAW IN MY HAND, asks me, "Are yall finally cutting that tree down, I said NOPE, I'M HANGING IT IN THE TREE SO LEATHERFACE CAN'T GET TO IT!......................Here'­s your sign!

[fathercowboy]

sophomore year in PE i was in my swim unit after that i went to English class and my teacher asked me if i was swimming last hour and i said nope it just rained in the gym ....here's your sign Mrs. Marcy

[wesrandecker]

This was posted on my birthday!!!!