Paper Bag

Oh man I do loves me them paper bags. I actually usually do try to get them when I go to the store. I mean, I'm not particularly green (despite the shirt) but I feel like recycling plastic bags is much harder than paper bags. Plus if you get enough of them you can make a sweet robot out of them. Well not a working one, but you could draw a face on it and scare small children. Although that'd be terrible, who would do that? It's like, you're way bigger than them to begin with. You know what would be funny? If someone did that and the kid remembered the guys face his whole life, but then he turned out to be an NFL lineman, and he found the guy and just gave him a big hug and said "thanks for the motivation." Yeah that'd be crazy.

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Comedy

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[zacoutoon]

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[bloodyturd10]

i luld