Phil Ivey Poker Song Dice Dice Baby by: SrslySirius

Ivey is back playing poker again and here is our poker song about it.

Yo Ivey! That's your last marker boyyyeeeee!
Yo FTP. Let's ship it!

Dice dice baby.
Dice dice baby.

All right stop.
Deregulate, we're MISSIN'
Ivey's back, with a gamblin' ADDICTION
Dicey, the floor always invites me
Throwin' like TJ, daily and nightly

WILL WE GET OUR FUNDS? Yo, I don't know
Shut off the site, and I'll go
Leavin' the scene, I'm bettin' Mike gonna ramble
Players enraged, I betta block out the scandal

LANCE

Go write another list, foo
I don't wanna be on your cover in full view

THEN LEAVE I'm gettin' action from Chan and Guy
In the U.S. get arrested for felony
Love it or leave it
I'm gonna get PAID
I'm not gonna fold
When the board runs SPADES

Think I have a problem?
Yo, I'm solvent
Check out the 'book while the dealer revolves it

Dice dice baby.
Dice dice baby.
Dice dice baby.
Dice dice baby.

Sue me.
Chestnoff's on retainer.
Canned Michelle Clayborne, that's a no-brainer.

Split me.
Divorce wasn't pretty.
Now I owe markers all over the city.

Namesake at Aria, can't even play there.
Laugh while Lucietta tries to cash checks from Tiltware.

Missing
At the WSOP, I'm gone.
You kids want a refund, ask your boy Dwan.

Fade ya.
Hidin' out in Australia.
Pledge allegience to the US of Asia.

Comso
Still takin' my action.
Subject Noah needs to write a retraction.

Nerdy white boy with the goofy-ass parodies:
Get off my nuts, go write songs about Barry G.

Gamblin'
It's my favorite past time.
Left all your bankrolls back on the pass line.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Phil
• Ivey
• Poker
• Million

[SN011GlobeTrot]

How the fhk this have a 4.5:1 like to dislike ratio right at the start?? Yo likers we takin ova this shit ya heaar?

[WilliamFloyd25]

ban op

[busquets28]

This might be the best thing I've ever watched in my entire life. Phil Ivey is the king!

[beehands]

@SN011GlobeTrot lol go write on 2+2 about it noob

[Fidler288]

lol when i lived in Vegas i saw Ivey rolling dice at Red Rock more than once :)

[itssimpleiwinyoulose]

took me .5 seconds to like the song.. dice dice babyyy!!!!!

[PeteStarbuckzzz]

@SN011GlobeTrot yea. spam is totally cool if your a fanboy spamming. but if u do it yourself its ILLEGAL

[denodik]

whoever white boy "raps" it , know-- you're horrible, stop

[ElSpewtardo]

"Laugh while Lucietta tries to cash checks from Tiltware" lmao

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[Dubs427]

could you make a song about alan boston the alien

[zomett]

Dam you phil Ivey!! Where s my money! You lost most of it on the craps table!