Brawl Session 1 - Part 2/3

Part 2 of 3. Emily takes a fricking million years to pick a stage, so the actual match doesn't start until a few minutes in. xD Feel free to fast-forward, if you like.

Me: *a Smash Ball appears* "MEIN!"
*everyone chases after it*
Paul: "That is so mine! I deserve it after what your Big Gay Dance did to me."
Me: *kills him* "What'd it do to you?"
Paul: "AGH, THAT!"
Me: *struggles to get the ball* "I'm TOO short! And TOO fat and TOO slow--"
Emily: "You're actually probably one of the tallest."
Me: *unintelligible noise; gets Smash Ball* "MINE." *Big Gay Dance* "...I'm standing on it, but it's not going d--yes it is. I'm going down with it!"
Paul: "WHAT! WHY ISN'T IT FALLING FAST?!"
Me: *still falling* (distressedly) "Help! Please help! PLEASE HELP!"
Emily: "How?"
Me: "PLEASE!"
Paul and Emily: *laugh*
Me: *survives*
Emily: "...Oh my god, are you serious?"

Category:

Comedy

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• brawl