Love Letter to Ted Haggard LIVE

This song is in the perspective of Mike Jones, an author, personal trainer and a former escort and masseur who gained world wide notice when he went public with allegations that he had had a three-year affair with Ted Arthur Haggard, an American evangelical preacher and founder of the New Life Church.

LYRICS:

Oh, Ted Haggard.
It's Mike again.
Where are you?
And is it true you're no longer gay?

In November,
I said somethings I now regret.
Oh, please come back.
I love you Ted. I'm nothing without you.


Chorus:
But you said, that to be gay wasn't right.
Then why did you ask me for some meth that night?
And then you said that you would stay,
and take good care of me,
and be my Bear.
It's not fair! It's not fair!
You still have my underwear.


I went out to the bad part of town,
just to score some
but you said you just went and threw it out.
Threw it out?!
yeah...

You stopped calling and texting me.
"Happy Endings" is a place where
you and I could "speak in tongues"
for eternity.


Chorus:
But you said that to be gay wasn't right.
Then why did you ask me for some meth that night?
And then you said that you would stay,
and take good care of me,
and be my Bear.
It's not fair! It's not fair!
But who really cares?


.....................I do

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[awaseniu]

I personally think that Haggard is lying about being a former Gay. I think that he is just another Homophobe.

[igorfrankenstein]

Hillarious...  **** ......

[eddygoombah]

oh n000es! not the marble insult!

wait.... yeah... what the fuck is he talking about?!

[clairewaldorf2]

huh? what are you talking about?

[jhr459]

I am always amazed at these people that are so outraged about gay/religious/irreligious/etc/­etc that hang around those very sites. I can't stand republicans or RW evangelicals and you will NEVER find me there trying to -well, I'm not exactly sure what y'all are trying to do on sites you so obviously hate. weird, huh?

[jhr459]

well then claire, why don't you take your fucking bag of marbles and head on home. bitch

[eddygoombah]

no, i think you're weird because you keep bringing up the idea of doing "gay stuff" with vfx.

[scruethedemiurge]

Do you think I'm weird just because I have some compassion for the fundies and want to help them get healthy? I'm not suggesting we can't have some laughs about them in the mean time, but I think we should also focus on helping them get well. That would be to our benifit as well as long as we share the same planet with them.

[eddygoombah]

please stop bringing up the vfx and whatever gay stuff you are implying. I do not get the joke, and find it odd that you keep wanting to bring it up.

[scruethedemiurge]

Also, have you given any more thought to what we've discussed about Venomfangx needing a nice partner with whom to do some gay stuff? I think that would do him a world of good, like in Plato's Symposium, when one of the speakers remarked about the bond of honor a good homosexual relationship generates between two reasonable men. I happen to know from experience the truth about that LOL!

Perhaps we could work on setting Venomfangx up with Ted Haggard! How about that for an idea?