All quotes from the Turrets in Portal 2
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please don't make lemonade
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it would've be so funny if there was a portal addicted robber who is sneaking in my house and I shine with a red laser light and play the: Target locked. Turret voice and he'd be all like HOLLY SHIT NOOOOOOOOO!!!
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My relatives squeeze me all the time.
I need to record the "Can't. Breathe." and "EXCUSE ME YOU'RE SQUISHING ME." and play it from my pocket.
"Help, being squished!"
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@pidman009 I obsess over them both :3
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I don't hate you... Cutest line ever x3
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Sorry, we're closed.
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2:07 r u still there?
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@mario4ever1000 Shit! How can anyone dislike the turrets? =O
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"I'm flying!" and "I'm affraid of heights!" made me laugh so much. Hahahaha... =D
Also, this thing is the cutest motherfucker enemy of all the games. =P
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"Wheee- OH NO!"
LOL
I don't know why people obsess over the Companion Cube, these things are ADORABLE.
pidman009 2 months ago 38
Me in Portal - "GOD I HATE TURRETS"
Me in Portal 2 - "TURRETS~! OMFG THEY'RE SO CUTE!!"
>_< My logic confuses me.
ArkhamResearchFiles 3 weeks ago 19