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Dumb Ways to Die - Official Karaoke Edition

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Published on Nov 26, 2012

Thanks everyone for watching Dumb Ways to Die! Here's a karaoke version so you can sing along - or make up your own words if you're feeling creative. Have fun! (And be safe around trains.)
Cheers,
Metro

The free MP3 of the karaoke version is here: http://soundcloud.com/tangerinekitty/...

Full lyrics:
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die

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  • MissAnyone kiyomi

    DUMBEST WAY TO DIE [pressing the red button] LOL

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  • ThePoppyPandaChannel

    I see you have 69 likes... Interesting :D

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  • urmeluv

    La la la lalala

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  • Kitkat Smith

    i <3 it

    

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    LOL!!!!!!

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  • BalintusxD

    My voice are terrible XDDD

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  • isabellaandmevlogz

    @mackbeerhd no I knew it sounded like that but I can skin a lot like the singer I don't own these vids in any shape or form

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  • c.j Nix

    I like all of the ways to die.

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  • RilakkumaII

    By red button, does that mean the subscribe button?

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  • Ducky MarshmeLLow

    I see you have 69 likes... Interesting :O

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  • smartuser69

    Smart...

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  • MackBeerHD

    Why? You got bad videos

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