What Is Born Again Scientology?

The following is a spiritual proclamation from the Church of Born Again Scientology.

In 1986, the thetan formerly known as LRH moved off the lines and left his meat wrapper behind, in order to research the upper OT levels. LRH entrusted the stewardship of his church to the current management until he had completed his research and returned to Earth to grow a new meat body.




LRH had estimated it would take on the order of 1 billion years to fully investigate upper OT. Yet for the sake of humanity, and at great risk to his own theta, the Commodore pursued an accelerated program of Applied Scholastics and completed his research in only 2 decades, then set about to return to Teegeeak and recommence leadership of his church.

The current church management however, has been aware of LRH's imminent return, and have made repeated attempts to thwart it. This is evidenced by the so-called "Golden Age of Tech". This was a deliberate corruption of LRH's teachings, in order to extort more money from clears who had already paid their way up the Bridge, as well as to squirrel their analytical minds from properly receiving their reborn Commodore. This is further evidenced by David Miscavige's forced abortion policy for indentured servants in the Sea Org. LRH had predicted he would be reborn to a lowly Sea Org woman, and David Miscavige's draconian policy represents a ruthless attempt to suppress LRH's rebirth.

We are here to inform Miscavige that his attempts have failed. LRH has indeed return to Teegeeak, and is rapidly growing his new body. Church management is aware of this, and this is why it is holding hostage several high-level Scientologists in Riverside County, California, who wish only to join their reborn Commodore.

If Scientology leaders will not relinquish control of the Church to the Founder, we, the loyal cadets of the Commodore, will build a new Church for him.

Therefore, we have founded the Church of Born Again Scientology to allow the reborn LRH to release the upper OT levels and further the clearing of the planet.

We ask for tolerance from the usual legions of SPs, as well as the now obsolete organization known as the Church of Scientology. Please respect the freedom of all religions.

We are the Church of Born Again Scientology. We are the loyal cadets. Our Founder is regrown and we salute him.

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[NomenNescioNY]

A kinder, gentler CO$ eh. Go fuck yourself and your nutjob LRH. Mest, meat, whatever. You all wanna "clear" the planet also. Go back in history 60 years to the last people who tried that.

I'm under 2.0 on your silly tone scale. I know, I know, LRH said to do away with those like me without any remorse.

As long as you continue to try and take MY rights, I shall continue to protest you at every turn. Born Again or not.

FAIL.

[BornAgainSci]

Please respect religious freedom.

[moronymous]

Jessica?

[krooklyn707]

Scientology is a Cult. It's now trying to clear it's criminal image by "hijacking" Christianity's aspects......wearing black attire with roman collars, having "ministers", "parishioners", and let's not forget their Satanic "cross"......

Now Hubby is returning to a "lowly Sea Org" woman ???....with Miscavige doing forced Abortions ???

Sounds like a sick-twisted story mocking Jesus Christ's birth with the story of Herod.

Nice try you brainwashed psychos.

[deadringers]

I'm so glad LRH is back! Will he be writing any more science fiction novels?

[someguyoketcetc]

@BornAgainSci Scientology is not a religion.

[fzappa007]

@BornAgainSci I do respect religious freedom, But scientology is a cult not a religion.

[RothchildReptilian]

We need to foster a "civil war" between the COS and Born again Scientologists. With any luck we can have the whole thing wiped out by the end of the decade.

[NomenNescioNY]

Oh I do. I just don't consider scientology to be a religion. It might be a belief system, it may be a self improvement method, but it sure aint no religion.

I do not consider scientology a religion due to scientology's insistence of labeling people aberrant and hence target them for "clearing" (brain washing or elimination).

Start a website if you wish debate- YT comments are too restrictive.

-NN

[EmceeGlitch]

Anything scientology = No.

[jdtrickster4]

I was there, Man! I was one of the 2 headed aliens. uneX, rem me?! Wow, wutta sm. universe. How'd u wind up in Teegeeack?! Don't tell me, they got u with the tax audit trick, too, amirite? Boy I tell ya, I got loaded on glycol & alcohol. I don't remember the trip. Ron says we got here on giant DC-8s. So we go wayyy back, like 75 million yrs. Right b4 the extinction of Barney's folk. Y'know, it always saddens me. Maybe he can get some auditing soon. Like b4 Anonymous closes down the last org! lol

[jdtrickster4]

Oooh, how'd u know I loved sekrit levels? That's why I got into SciLentology & why I REFUSED to go UP the bridge. Cause it meant I'd discover the sekrit & it wouldn't be sekrit no moar, jui-cy? Also it costs a lot of money so I said NO.

But one day they discovered I was a Past Life Clear & I said GREAT! That didn't cost anything but I feel like sh*t. What about this life? And they declared me suppressive :(

Thx for the gifts, man. Maybe 1 day we can share sea org stories. I was never in, you?