Harvey Dent Considers the Aggressive Expansion of Daniel Craig's Rectum

One day, Daniel Craig was merely minding his own business, drinking fine wine and playing high stakes poker games when Harvey Dent, Gotham's White Knight, decided to shove his own White Knight down Daniel Craig's throat. Unhappy, Daniel Craig immediately requested Harvey Dent cease his childish antics and either drink heavily or get his balls waxed. Dent, in no mood for sexual banter, decided to whisk Daniel Craig away to his private suite for a night of wild sexual deviance.

The Joker, being the jolly fellow he is, decided to record it on his iPhone, then send it to Commissioner Gordon, the mob, Heavy Weapons Guy, and, of course, Le Chiffre. Le Chiffre was heartbroken to find his favorite on again/off again fuck buddy engaged in the previously mentioned devious sexual acts with Harvey Dent. Saddened, Le Chiffre killed a puppy.

Daniel Craig awoke the next morning with a splitting headache and an equally splitting feeling in his anal cavity. That is when he realized, much to his horror, that Harvey Dent had violated him in a most English manner. Since Dent was not English, Craig could only take offense, and decided to tell Commissioner Gordon personally. Gordon apologized for everything, especially for that burning pile of dog shit he left on Daniel Craig's front lawn.

The film ends with a fistfight in Gordon's cage, which is actually a hospital. Batman, having defeated Daniel Craig, cast him out of Gotham, and then blew a bunch of money on a highly elaborate tracking system that, by happenstance and nothing more, aborted fetuses when activated.

"Bros before hos, Mr. Bond," are the final lines uttered by Le Chiffre in this magnificent masterpiece.

And then Joker got pregnant.

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[Otterman003]

I think the description was funnier than the actual video. And then Joker got pregnant.

[Thereisnospork303]

Believe or not, there's a terrible piece of fan fiction out there based on Batman and Joker having a gay love affair and Joker somehow getting pregnant.

[Dillrod90]

The hunting and killing of Kent Butterworth.

[Thereisnospork303]

Phil Harnage has his death list.

[SuperYoshi]

Gordon you should stop smearing your thumb on that phone

It'll get dirty

[Thereisnospork303]

That's a very brave thing you did there, Mr. Wayne.

[StaightJoc]

He wasn't hitting Daniel Craig's rectum with that rope. He was hitting his testicles.

[IntermissionForBunny]

I almost shit myself.

[MelvanaInChains]

FOR EVERYTHING

[bowwesker415]

Its About Whats Fair!

[Byakuya234567]

My rectum is far superior.

[Thereisnospork303]

Your friend Mathis is really my friend Mathis.

[hellojenny20]

indeed.

[Otterman003]

I believe it. The internet is full of sick minds like that.