The Twilight Sucks Show: Episode 1

The first episode of the "Twilight Sucks" though. For my full review of Twilight, go here: http://freewebs.com/mhtwilight

I hate the audio for Windows Movie Maker. Some of the editing is choppy. I also don't hate Underworld....just used the joke at its expense. I loved the Dracula bits, and intend to use them as a running gag for future episodes.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Twilight
• bad movies
• unoriginal
• Underworld
• Howling 6
• Abbot and Costello
• Near Dark
• Edward
• Bella
• Martial
• Horror
• critic
• movie review
• romance
• romantic movies
• vampire love
• vampires
• werewolves

[TsukiyoAndAsahi]

0:30

Hmm. Not all girls are shallow and lacking completely in taste. I know it was played for laughs, but that was annoying.

[MartialHorror]

@TsukiyoAndAsahi fair enough.

[Johnlindsey289]

Want some great original vampire movies? check out Near Dark, The Hunger, Lifeforce (Space vampires!), Vamp (1986), Def By Temptation, Martin, Def By Temptation, Vampire Hunter D 1 & 2, Fright Night 1 & 2, The Keep (1983), Vampires, The Forsaken, Nosferatu etc. seen those?

Seen all those movies? some of those broke the vampire mould and shows that vampires aren't the same creature.

[MartialHorror]

@Johnlindsey289 Hmmm, I've seen Near Dark, Lifeforce, Martin, Vampire Hunter D(both of them), the Forsaken and Nosfertatu. I was indifferent to LF and disliked the Forsaken, but liked the others(I think I reviewed some of them on my site as well). I think I've seen Fright Night too, but its been quite some time.

[MrPooPooHead87]

If you want to see a good vampire/love story, see "Let the right one in"(original title: "Låt den rätte komma in"). It's great!

Great acting, terrific photography and a nice story that feel genuine.

[MartialHorror]

Strangely, I didn't like Let the Right One In. It was a well made movie, but it did nothing for me.

[1Dudelove]

you know, I would LOVE to see Edward try and fight any real vampire....any at all...like say, Alucard, 'son' of Dracula.

Edward would die within half a second, with Alucard thrusting his fist through Edwards chest and ripping out his heart and then eating it, pausing to spit in edwards surprised face.

Edward dies, and Alucard strolls off to find something more interesting to do, like fighting demons or wraiths.

[MoonPhase94]

I'd fucking PAY good money to see Edward ripped apart by Alucard.

[IMmephiles]

What is twilight? A miserable little pile of stolen ideas!!!!

[ciaron121709]

i totally agree with you!! thank you for posting this video!!!! twilight sucks!!! ask any of the best critics in the whole world.. they HATE TWILIGHT! again, thank you!

[polentapalomino]

idiot

[TanyaAsailov]

@1Dudelove i like jacob not edward

[Edwinvancleef100]

25 people are correct.

[DemonicRemption]

@alexandrasterling66 Not for she hasn't... I don't even call those cretins "Vampires."