A music video about Senator John McCain, Cindy McCain, and his connections, family, and life-style, as well as his history, LYRICS FOLLOW:
Short shrieker shucking in a sharkskin suit
And his 550-dollar shoes.
He got a roll of money
From a big oil company
And when they squeeze the Geezer well I bet he gets cute
He be walking down the Avenue
With a fat cigar and his Farragamo shoes
Pitch the plebeians a penny and make em smile
While his picking there pockets and doing it style
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Roll with it Johnny, Johnny Roll with it
Roll Johnny McCain
You gotta roll with it Johnny, Johnny roll with it
Four more years of the same
Cindys Daddy Jimmie had a liquor business job
Whose owner was alleged head of the Arizona Mob
Jimmie gave Johnny lots of opportunities
But when you lay down with the dogs
You wake up with the fleas.
Cindy McCain she got a ton of cash
From her ex-con daddy and its quite a stash
Jimmy greased the skids for Johnnies Senate Seat
Jimmys cash and connections they were too hard to beat
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Grampy McCain and Governor P
Twice the vitriol and Hypocrisy
Troopergate, Lobbiests, The Keating 5
Four more years of shuck and Jive.
Sarah is an expert in foreign affairs
Cause she can see Russia from the top of her stairs
Well I guess that makes me a PHD
Cause I live close to a university
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Back in 2000 Governor shrub
Boxed Grampys ears with a billy club
Then he bent him over and he drove him home
While watching Bill Oliely on the no spin zone.
Bomb, bomb ,bomb, bomb, bomb, Iran
Grampy McCain he is the Bomb Iran Man
If you think things were bad before
Wait until he starts the Iran War.
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Bailout sell out its just the same
The rich get richer but Johnny McCain
He understands money hes got seven homes,
15 cars and a jet to fly home.
Main Street Wall Street the working mans plight
Johnny McCain hes gonna make it all right
Welcome to the Mavericks Dog and Pony show
Bend over grab your ankles and away we go.
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Charles Keating and the Keating five,
Grampy was a member and that aint no jive
He was richly rewarded for his impropriety
And who picked up the tab well it was you and me.
That was then, this is now
go ahead Grampy wont you take a bow
Its the same sad song; its the second verse
It didnt get better no it just got worse.
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Grampy graduated at the bottom of his class
But who needs grades if you wanna whoop ass.
Perhaps if hed learned just a little bit more
He might not have voted for the Iraq War.
You know I find it rather strange
That Grampy McCain well he crashed 5 planes
It was a terrible bummer when they shot him down
But at least it kept him on the ground.
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Im a Maverick youre a Maverick shes a Maverick too
Everyones a Maverick . How do you do!
I drive a Maverick when I go home
My Neighborhoods a certified Maverick zone
What exactly does a Maverick do?
Well if you don't know, then shame on you
A Maverick is as a Maverick does
A Maverick is a Maverick Just because.
Johnny is a ramblin' and a gamblin man
He likes to take the dice he likes to shake em in his hand
He likes to throw them down the table and watch them hop
Playing craps for a thou a pop.
He also loves the ladies and that aint no lie
His had two wives and plenty on the side
Ive been told if theres a lady around
Hell do the Horizontal Mambo til the sun goes down
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If I could I surely would
Well Id stand on the rock where Moses stood
And I smack the water with a two by four
And let the waves wash Johnny right out the door
How can a poor man stand such times?
Without a bowl of reefer or a bottle of wine
You takes your chances when you plays the game
But if you vote for John aint nothing gonna change.
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BRILLIANT!! 5* and right into my favorites
earthmother 2 years ago
amen brother,
doghouse
twit54 3 years ago
amen !!!
doghouse
twit54 3 years ago
amen brother,
doghouse
twit54 3 years ago
A great big Amen brother...
doghouse
twit54 3 years ago
Wow! Nice.
flite11 3 years ago
Great ditty there, Bigman! Pictures are also excellent (and scary)! Hope you are working on an Obama victory fandango.
waddy1948 3 years ago
You understand the man ! ! !
Thanks uncle Peter!
fredddymerckx 3 years ago 2
Wonderful! No holds barred, but it's all spot on. Many thanks to chickispinner for the lyrics, the great guitar and all the rest!
guitarpersonguitar 3 years ago 2