DLC PLC - Dan Bull

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LYRICS:

Downloadable content's a load of nonsense
I won't give them one cent
it wouldn't be conscientious
encouraging dodgy ventures
like when you've been robbed
do you get your property straight back from the fences?
I want to know what the defence is
hence this musical census
pay attention to community consensus
to prevent this backlash of hashtags
and truly contentious lambasts, eg:
I hope you're shoving your Prothean
up your fallopean
No wonder the planet's becoming dystopian
draconian Napoleons invoking pandemonium
and I might be blowing my own euphonium
by quoting this
but I know I'm not the only one that's pissed
My data's trapped inside the disc
sat in lines of script
and I have to pay to take it out
what kind of shit is this?

It's the DLC PLC
where we make money selling people things that were free
Welcome to the DLC PLC
where we charge you for things you bought previously

No need to be dishonest
the incompleted product's a piece of bollocks
so please give me the pieces of it
and leave my wallet, I need the dollars
but don't be extremely bothered
I'll probably buy the sequel of it
cos that's the key
the reason it keeps on happening, it's obvious
If you pay them quids they take the piss
and get away with it
until they're pinching all your paper
like a paperclip
and what would our forefathers
have thought of horse armour?
It's all rather an awful palava
Perhaps I should make a call and talk to Obama
You're causing drama
and according to the laws of karma
Stir the water, sure enough
of course you'll taunt the poor piranhas
so try to pull my jaws apart
I'm sure you can't
I'm sinking my teeth into the greed
inherently buried in DLC things
Hidden fees and prices surprising me like bee stings
is it any wonder we punters are seething

at the DLC PLC
where we make money selling people things that were free
Welcome to DLC PLC
Where we charge you for things you bought previously

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• Category

  Gaming

[LefthandedLeftenant]

I think that I might've been doing something wrong because I still haven't unlocked the third verse.

[JedgarTheGamer]

Screw DLC, just get a mod for it

[ShitHappensToThisGuy]

Loved the reference to the Horse Armour DLC for oblivion

[diego lesher]

no kidding

[SuddenFool]

ever thought about DLC meaning Disc Locked Content and not downloadable content ?

[Mario PM]

There needs to be one of these about always online drm

Dan PLEASE

[Deczx1]

Because it wasn't finished yet? Don't assume that they made it before releasing the game. DLC is not inherently wrong. Most DLC is made after release or during the end stages of development, when some teams (like art and design) have nothing to do. Might as well use that time to do something productive, right? Besides, believe it or not, but developers are still companies that need to make money to pay bills. DLC = More content for you + A little extra money for the Dev. It's a win-win, really.

[gmodmoviegroup]

Why couldn't they be in the game you payed about £40 for?

Oh, So they can get extra money? From content that they removed from the final release to release later on?

[toomanysharks]

HAHAHAHAHA I FORGOT THE BEGINNING OF THIS

OH NO A LITTLE CUT ON MY FINGER

OH boy i'd better just hit play again.

[gobackhome2]

just sent this to EA . i think they will love it !

[NnanaD1]

DLC problems?

PIRATE BAY!!!!!

[avengingtn]

I think Gearbox Software did DLC correctly with Borderlands 2. They added new characters and a new storyline. I thoroughly enjoyed these.