(2011-07-09) JEWDAS vs Blu Skadu III (man vs woman) @ EVW.

"He's trying to kick her in the balls when she don't have none!"

So how do we start Heat Wave? We need to figure out how to do this. Merced, California hasn't seen wrestling in years! I mean, we can start off with a hard hitting tag match? Maybe we can literally send in the clowns to fight it out? Perhaps a spirited four way match will amp the crowd up? Wait, I have the perfect way to start the show; I know how we should do this, er, I mean, I know how we should JEWDAS! Let's have JEWDAS fight Blu! And then get this, after JEWDAS beats her to death, let's have everyone's favourite wrestler E-Rock come out and save her! Man vs woman, boy against girl, dude with a foot fetish takes on a dudet in fishnets! Intergender warfare! Genius!

The man so amazing his name should be grace and the overall wizard of oz-some, JEWDAS, wrestles in Merced for the first time since spring 2007 when he took on a king with a mask for a crown. His opponent this evening, a spunky spitfire of a woman and punky hometown hottie, Blu Skadu. They have mixed it up in San Jose twice before and the score is even at one a piece. This is the rubber match and there's no pulling out of this one! Merced is on track for a trick and a treat!

Will the misogynistic JEWDAS have his way with her the way he has his way with words? Will Blu take this opportunity to vanquish her greatest foe and make him say he "Blu" his chance at revenge? Was this the right decision to open the first match of the first show of EVW, Elite Valley Wrestling? Find out here in the match that Super Mighty Pollo enjoyed so much that he invited the two combatants to study wrestling with him and under him in Stockton. Here is JEWDAS vs Blu Skadu for their third installment, the first time in Merced, and possibly their last match against each other ever. Heh. No, i'm kidding, i'm pretty sure we're going to wrestle five million other matches against each other and they're all still going to look relatively the same. Haha. Oh and blah blah blah. Nobody reads these long ass write ups I do but if you happened to get this far, leave a nice comment with exactly three exclamation points in it and I'll go favorite and thumbs up your latest video. I'll even throw you back a comment with exactly three exclamation points.

Oh, sorry. Here is JEWDAS vs Blu Skadu III. Enjoy!!!

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[kingofspringdtorch]

JEWDAS always has a way with words!!!

[xDNC420x]

LOVE THE DESCRIPTION!!!