Billie Jean Parody - "Billy Mays"

A parody of Michael Jackson's "Billy Jean" rewritten as a comedic tribute to the late tv pitchman, Billy Mays. Featured on The Brentwoods' fifth album, "Funemployment".

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Lyrics:
I saw a guy selling OxiClean on my TV screen
It's powered by the air I breathe and activated
by the water that you and I drink
Yeah it's actived by the water that you and I drink

He said that his name was Billy Mays, he'd yell it in your face
Then he proceeded to show the ways to use OxiClean
On your clothes, on your rug, or tile grout

Billy always threw in a Super Shammy free
and a bottle of world famous orange clean
And Billy would upgrade me from a two to six pound tub
It all came at one low price, it cost 19.95

Billy Mays was the greatest pitchman
He made me want to buy things I didn't need
Like the Gopher and Zorbeez
Things that I didn't need, like Kaboom and OxiClean

His infomercials aired night & day
I couldn't get away
He might've even used cocaine
but that's ok
Cuz I don't judge people who do drugs
Cuz I've done drugs myself, and I reccomend you try some yourself

He even starred in a tv show
Discovery Channel
His co-star Anthony Sullivan
also sold things
Like the Smart chopper and Swivel Sweeper

Billy always threw in a Super Shammy free
allow 28 days per delivery
Pay with MasterCard or Visa
or American Express
You could even send a check
to OxiClean's address

Billy Mays was the greatest pitchman
He made me want to buy each product he sold
Like the Impact Gel Insoles
Billy Mays was the greatest pitchman
He made me feel like I needed each thing he pitched
Like the Quick Chop and Handy Switch
I just had to have it, The Ding King and Tool Band-It
he was on everyday, Turbo Tiger and Flies Away
Billy Mays was the greatest pitchman
I wanted to take advantage of each offer
Energize and the AwesomeAuger
Every product he'd show me, Like WashMatik and Steam Buddy

Category:

Comedy

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[iluvhatas1]

do yall have any lyrics if so send me sum lyrics

[thebrentwoods]

@iluvhatas1 the lyrics are in the grey box on the right. click "more info" to see them

[devonstine1342]

drugs are BAD!

[Hiro9921]

this is awesome

[SurprisinglyStraight]

@link4ever7 the abc's and twinkle twinkle little star have same tune but different words if you didn't know already. but you know what, i don't care. you can have your opinion. i could just continue this argument but i won't because why do i care some if guy i have never met or will never meet thinks i lack intelligence. I hope you don't care what i think of you too, just please don't reply anything stupid and move on.

[link4ever7]

@toastyman10 ummm fanboy much, if michael jackson didnt want people to parody his song why would he himself give permission to weird al before weird al got famous

[link4ever7]

@SurprisinglyStraight you gave the definition of a parody and gave an example that doesnt make any sense... your lack of intelligence disturbs me

[SurprisinglyStraight]

This is not a Parody they made an entirely different song just changing the lyrics this is like calling "twinkle twinkle little star" a parody of "the Abc's"

[toastyman10]

really good song butdont make parodys of the one and only michael jackson

[2woem]

Outta tune

[2woem]

HAHAHAHA

[mks4036]

"he said that his name was billy mays, he'd yell it in your face" is the greatest line of all time

[babyrae1982]

great parody......love the lyrics but the singing is way off key......ouch

[aNdReYuTz2011]

Congratulations to author!