This lotus... is clean

The rotus is 98% dry and is resting on my bed. But he cannot resist the temptation that is the feather. The feather is THE ENEMY and therefore must be DESTROYED. At some point I realize one of the light bulbs in the ceiling fixture is out, which would explain why the video isn't very well lit. Anyway, the black filth is clean and happy and yes IT IS STILL A FILTH NO MATTER HOW CLEAN IT IS, THEY ARE ALL FILTHS, YOU ARE A FILTH TOO. I even refer to my Zune mp3 player as the Black Filth. My old one was the Red Filth but it died, so Microsoft sent me a brand new one, but it was black instead of red. So now I have two black filths, or three of you count my car as being a black filth, which I guess it is. Why am I getting so sidetracked here? I need to go get runch and drive back to work and leave this video file to finish uploading to YouTube (so damn slow!). It should be done by the time I'm back at work, and then I can share the divine imperial glory of the eternal sacred black lotus to the world once again.

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• black
• lotus
• filth
• brack
• rotus
• flat
• face
• deformed
• bulbous
• skull
• persian
• beast
• feather
• fierce
• carnivore
• extreme
• violence

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damn you feather...I shall kill thee!!!!!!!