Is There a Correlation Between Scientology And Being Hot?

Note: The following is a satirical response to the video "Is There a Correlation Between Atheism And Being Butt Ugly?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mph3mJjabkk

Thank you and enjoy.

This video is 100% of my own doing. My actions reflect my own opinion and my own attitude and should not be used to discredit or belittle other theists and/or Scientologists. I am the exception, not the rule. This video was fueled by a comment read elsewhere. The comment was "Why are scientologists always so good looking?" Once I thought about it, I realized the commenter had a point. A large percentage of scientologists do seem to be aesthetically pleasing. So I scoured YouTube watching every pro-scientology video I could find, trying to find evidence to back-up my claim. This video presents my findings. I'll let you be the judge. My Theory? Scientologists became scientologists due to their inner-love. Love that came about due to their being treated as super-human celebrities, and admired by society. At first they were praised, then their praise turned to adoration. They put the blame on Xenu. After all, Xenu brought them to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, so it's his fault they're so attractive. Who knows, just maybe you'll make an appearance?

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[KevinLounsberry]

well, there IS a relation between Scientology had having a lot of money, since you need to PAY them money for them to tell you whatever it is they tell people. and there is somewhat of a relation between having being good looking and having alot of money, as sometimes the case may be, you can make money BECAUSE you are good looking (movie stars, models, trophy wives). Then again, one might also link being ugly to being rich, note computer nerds and book worms driven away from social persutes.

[snailswigbee]

Guys, he's not serious.  Read the video description.

[Deke101]

Agreed, in fact, I would rate average Scientologists slightly below the curve of being attractive in my experience with this zany bunch.

[snot108]

Poster: you are an idiot!

[TheEvilOfScientology]

The only Scientologists that are "good looking" are the celebrity ones, and there's a good reason for that; they are celebrities, who can afford to me ultra-pampered and splash out on all manner of surgical procedures etc. Also, as a general rule (sorry, very SP of me!) you don't usually get to be a celebrity if you're ugly.

Compare the (very) few "celebrity" Scientologists to the regular Joe Scientologist and you'll find there's no difference between Scientologists and us normal sane people.