The REAL FACE of JESUS when He is STONED?

Scientists have used computer imaging to determine just what Jesus Looked like when alive. It turns out Jesus was STONED To DEATH on some Really Good Dope! using Drug sniffing Dogs, the shroud of Turin turned up fragments of Killer Afghani Weed which explains why Jesus' Youth is such a clouded mystery. He wandered in the Wasteland wilderness of Israel seeking Good Bud but wound up toking Opium in Pakistan, doing Bong Hits in Afghanistan, and eating wild Mushrooms with some Mayans. There, he found GOD. and realized he was just a one night stand from a 600 Billion Year old God Raping a 13 year old Married Virgin named Mary. This blew Jesus away so he Hid the ancient knowledge of the 2012 apocalypse from Mankind to payback Man for praying to his father that made this poor bastard. Then, Jesus Turned Gay, and asked his 12 best friends to Eat Him. They politely agreed and made Jesus the main course in the Last Supper, as seen in Davinchi's famous painting with the clue of Jesus being at the center of the table.
Come 12-21-2012, you will all figure out the hard way what the SUN of God means. as seen in First ZeitGeist Movie. Yes, the SUN of GOD CROSSES (Crusifixes) the Galactic center plane in 2012. But Leave it to a JEW wanting attention and Global Media Coverage with his Face plastered everywhere to make up some story about being the Saviour of Mankind. Thats SAVOR, as in Tasty!

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[911sheeple]

How to Avoid being STONED.

Well, first Get RAPED by 3 guys who claim to be wize(men), then Village finds out you are pregnant when your Husband is away in another town.

So make up a story of GOD impregnating you (like Greek God Myths) and Avoid a mad Village of bethleham STONING Poor Little Virgin Mary of a HOLE 13 years old to DEATH!

yeah, just who was the orig Sexuel Predator child rapist that was 500 Million years old? GOD? Shouldn't he be REGISTERED then?

a SICK, Filthy Religion of PEDOs

[xxjonkoxx]

Respect!

Religion is just fake.

Star Wars is more believeable then the stories the bible tells.

[911sheeple]

@xxjonkoxx, Have you noticed all the Super Hero Movies out in past 15 years? Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Xmen, Silver Surfer, All This CRAP is just to Feed the Minds of Dumb Kids so they will grow up and believe Jesus is a Super Man too and fund these Religions of israel. And we all know WHO runs Hollywood! Jews.

I think the Bible and the whole GOD Myth was just to strike Fear in the enemies that some Boogieman will get them anywhere they go if they mess with the Hebes. Total Fiction.

[911sheeple]

Check out the Time Wave Zero at 54 seconds.

The Black Hole is Gonna Swallow Up Jeurusalam and spit it out the Butthole of the Universe.

[FHINNY]

RESPECT GOD AND HIS NAME !!!!!

GOD IS NOT A JOKE !!!!! OR YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE FOR DOING SO !!!!

[911sheeple]

@FHINNY, GO TO HELL!

Isn't that what you always tell the Non Believers?

No, I won't Respect GOD or His name as you Religious fanatics won't Respect what I do or Like.

I think its HIGH TIME to Make RELIGION as illegal as WEED is! See how you all like it. Because you all sure Push Your Laws on the Public, Time to be Pushed back.

[jfm4871]

What ever your views about the Church (churches) may be the fact is that Christ taught love, forgiveness, hope, and redemption. His Sermon on the Mount is a beautiful guide to how we should all strive to live, People who post hatred of him here obviously have never read the Christians Gospels and have never studied history and have no concept of the enormous impact his life and teachings have have on Western Civilization which has given us our culture .The dopers are lost.

[TheSelenafan123]

That is not god