Judge Judy ❀ Would You Let This Woman Cut Your Hair?

Either the Symbionese Liberation Army dognapped the defendant and forced her to look like that or she glanced in a mirror and thought it was acceptable to wear that offensive retro frock in public. I'm hoping it's the former. From the unflattering zebra print halter top that accents her undersized bust to tarball necklace the mechanical arm picked up at Chuck E. Cheese's last night to the inappropriately playful doorknocker earrings, this woman is an all-out fashion DON'T.




I like the blazer she's wearing on top. I think she should've gone with that just to see where it would've taken her - hopefully away from wearing that blue eye shadow she seems to love so much, but I doubt it. And how many Scottish Terriers had to go to heaven to make that wig she's wearing is anyone's guess. 

Sorry I cut off the delightful interviews at the end with the special cheesy vintage ad, but it was only 2 seconds of the last speaker, so you missed nothing, I assure you. :) And yes, the ad is NOT a joke, it was seriously advertising a product. I kid you not. Enjoy, rate, comment, etc. :)



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[mrbluenun]

1) Hi reymatt76,

Wow I just love your sense of humour, both with the remark "Symbioses" Liberation Army and explanatory link, and with the comment from subatomiccongruency, which is a brilliant name BTW, your rebuttal to the aforementioned is almost better than your detailed explanation of the Defendant! Sorry about the little bit of Legalese that accidentally (Accidentally on purpose) slipped through my fingers onto the page. continued..............

[reymatt76]

@mrbluenun I didn't say sybiotic I said "Symbianese." The Symbianese Liberation Army was the group responsible for kidnapping Patty Hearst in the late 1960s.

[subatomiccongruency]

why would you ruin these with stupid commercials....

[reymatt76]

@subatomiccongruency Because I knew it would piss you off, so it was all worth it.

[DaisyExodus]

Most random ending ever. lol

[TheTisssssssss]

PORCUPINE DEFENDANT IS A USER!! IM GLAD SHE WAS EXPOSED....WEIRD HALF ASLEEP, HORRIBLE HAIRCUTTED LOSER

[oneandoneforou812]

Can I get the plaintiff to give me a haircut while she is topless.

And get the def to shave my balls

[oneandoneforou812]

Women should have long hair

[SuperSpicyPineapple]

She looks like Lionos hair dresser xD

[Drummur]

lol nice commercial. hah!

[MrAnthonyFeor]

2000 a month before tips isn't doing well. I hate to break it to you, lady.

[mrbluenun]

2)

symbiosis |ˌsimbēˈōsis; -bī-|

noun ( pl. -ses | -ˌsēz|) Biology

interaction between two different organisms living in close physical association, typically to the advantage of both. Compare with antibiosis .

• a mutually beneficial relationship between different people or groups : a perfect mother and daughter symbiosis..

In this case the symbiotic connection is this crazy haired shark and her husband! Looks like she run face first into a Cooling Fan. LOL.