The Cra(Zy) - How To Kill Your Wife

Quick Parody of The Fray - How To Save a Life. COMMENTS PLEASE!! Please excuse the video, full video to be made at a later date. Singing voice is awful too, just to see what people think of the lyrics. Comments please...

The Cra(Zy) - How To Kill Your Wife
(to the tune of The Fray - How To Save a Life)

Step one you say you've had enough,
You know its time that your wife bit the dust,
For too long now she's nagged at you,
You now know what you've got to do,
Some sort of massacre at night,
Her legs fly left her head goes right,
Putting it off would be a shame,
Now you have to decide who to blame.

Explode her with a bomb, or shoot her head,
Grab her by the throat and Snap her neck or I,
Could stab her with a big sharp knife,
Coz I know how to kill my wife.

Let her know that you know best,
Pierce a dagger through her chest,
For once she'll know that you are right,
When you poison her Angel Delight,
You have a list of why she's wrong,
Put killer bees into her thong,
Or pray to god he helps you,
A lightning bolt would help you.

Explode her with a bomb, or shoot her head,
Grab her by the throat and Snap her neck or I,
Could stab her with a big sharp knife,
Coz I know how to kill my wife.

A killer sandwich blows off her head,
It's just a firework and two bits of bread,
Drive on and plough her off the road,
Reverse back over till she's cold,
Now get it right don't get it wrong,
A deformed wife would just be wrong,
If she still breathes she's still your wife,
Maybe it's time to bury her alive.

Explode her with a bomb, or shoot her head,
Grab her by the throat and Snap her neck or I,
Could stab her with a big sharp knife,
Coz I know how to kill my wife.

Explode her with a bomb, or shoot her head,
Grab her by the throat and Snap her neck or I,
Could stab her with a big sharp knife,
Coz I know how to kill my wife.

How to Kill My Wife.

How to Kill My Wife.

Explode her with a bomb, or shoot her head,
Grab her by the throat and Snap her neck or I,
Could stab her with a big sharp knife,
Coz I know how to kill my wife.

Explode her with a bomb, or shoot her head,
Grab her by the throat and Snap her neck or I,
Could stab her with a big sharp knife,
Coz I know how to kill my wife.

How to Kill My Wife.

How to Kill My Wife.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• The
• Fray
• How
• To
• Save
• LIfe
• Parody
• Cra(Zy)
• Kill
• Your
• Wife
• Comedy
• Funny

[GUEREWER3]

omg i love this how can i donwload this into my ringtone jajjaaj love this song but i dont hate my wife that much jajja nice

[JamieMillard]

@GUEREWER3 - If you want it, send me your email address.

[pricerightbooks]

CLASSIC I would sound better let me sing it for you

[JamieMillard]

Do it!

[xNinja73x]

You can't sing, but the lyrics are awesome! Did you made it yourself?

[JamieMillard]

Thanks, Yeah made it myself to wind up a friend who loves the Fray song. I know I can't sing - although the voice in this video is intended to sound deranged, in keeping with the theme.

[joeyskiees]

amazing GREAT WORK MATE

[HEATofEAST92]

by far da greatest parody of all time on youtube.

[davebo1324mi]

this guy is my hero

[2477craig]

packi CUNT!!

[theyburnthesoul]

People who think he should speak more clearly THAT'S HOW THE THE SONG IS SUPPOSE TO BE SUNG LIKE THAT

[zimmy5zk]

this is mint

[BUBBA11064]

this is great!!

[theyburnthesoul]

Hmm I think I'll blame Osama....wait...DAMNIT

[TheSharky679]

in her MOUTH!

[TheSharky679]

i would put a stick of dynamite to blow her head off!

[yelldagain]

Thanks for the tips...