MC Frontalot - Goth Girls

MC Frontalot's "Goth Girls." I snagged the images from Google, of course.

Goth girls, goth girls: they're the girls that go
To see the nerdcore rapper with the geeked-out flow.
At the show you can see the black lace on parade.
I met a hundred dozen of em . . .

Ummmm, hello!
I was wondering: how goth is my frock?
I got this thing for horror movies and mope rock,
But I cant shock my hair up (I ran out of stock).
And just like that, Frontalot ran out of talk.
It was tragic, unheard of, never seen, me:
Out of rhymes when they usually come indefatigably?
But me here talk good?
No, bad talk do!
Like my tongue got encrypted right before I lost root.
Like my small talk got box-rocked on a prior boot.
Its moot; she only dates guys in chokes and Docs,
Not brutes lacking eyeliner like I lack.
But look, Ill put a little on, plus lip shellac,
Just to stand next to that and dream about love.
Of necessity, that has always had to be enough,

Cause I cant talk to goth girls,
I just stare and stammer:
"My name is MC Frimmer Frammer."
Damn her if she giggle,
Damn her double if she laugh.
Goth girls like it when you double-damn it twice fast.

Goth girls, goth girls: theyre the girls that go
To see the nerdcore rapper with the geeked-out flow.
At the show you can see the black lace on parade.
I met a hundred dozen of em but I aint got laid.

Got shunned by her at the Rocky Horror premiere.
She steered clear of the nerd crowd but I heard loud in my ear
The disdain that she held for my type:
Always geeking on the computron.
I get hype on the stage!
She might notice me then and observe
That Im ironically hip in some flip universe.
And her purse in patent leather held in fishnet glove
Could then contain mp3 player with the Front filled up.
Her name is Nyteshaed,
Yo, dont call her cherry tomato.
She looks like Paisley Tinkle but poisonous like Topato.
She says her hair got attacked 'cause its black and its blue.
She got the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac tattoo.
Legs deep in the boots, boots all up on the heels —
Yes, the kind to make a certain type of fetishist squeal.
The ordeal I endure: this close to her splendor
Besieged by my shyness; try this: I surrender!
And render my intentions in the usual way
(Home alone, Suicide Girls up on the cathode ray).

Goth girls, goth girls: theyre the girls that go
To see the nerdcore rapper with the geeked-out flow.
At the show you can see the black lace on parade.
I met a hundred dozen of em but I aint got laid.

IRL, my woman tells me that I shouldnt be coveting.
I tell her, Yo, you better get in a coven then.
Its like eek, I get to sleep on the couch for a week
All watching old Elvira videos on TV.
Yeah, hee hee hee,
Laugh it up. You dont live like I do:
At the mercy of any sister with wrist scars and black eye goo.
I've tried to get into cheerleaders and failed
(Banana Repugnant and tanned,
So bland and so stale). (stale)
I avail myself of the local cafe, light a clove up,
Thumb through Camus in French
(Which I cant read, but so what).
I think that goth could flower in nerdcores embrace.
I mean I converted Edward Goreys lettering into a typeface,
Befriended vampires on LJ and MySpace,
Even put that spooky echo filter on the bass, but

I cant talk to goth girls,
I just stare and stammer:
"My name is MC Frimmer Frammer."
Damn her if she giggle,
Damn her double if she laugh.
Goth girls like it when you double-damn it twice fast.

Goth girls, goth girls: theyre the girls that go
To see the nerdcore rapper with the geeked-out flow.
At the show you can see the black lace on parade.
I met a hundred dozen of em but I aint got laid.

Goth girls, goth girls: theyre the girls that got
Their souls stuck somewhere between the kettle and pot.
Frontalot been enamored of them since I was young;
Met a hundred dozen of em, never ever humped one.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• MC Frontalot
• Goth
• Goth Girls

[sablewharton]

I never thought I would ever end up in a music video, but I guess it's only appropriate that when the line "light a clove up" is uttered that my image pops up.

[saintblackangel]

@sablewharton That's you? That's awesome! I hope you like the song/video!  If you don't want to be in it, of course, I certainly can rework it, given that it's actually your picture.

[mansonfrreak]

why is davie havok in here?..... and a scene chick?

[saintblackangel]

@mansonfrreak The Davey Havok picture was a joke - so many people were commenting on his rather feminine appearance at the time of Sing the Sorrow that I put his picture in as a gag. As for the scene chick . . . well, I'm not sure which one you're referring to, but if the internet will be kind enough to establish a universal definition for goth - never happen - I'll fix the video for everyone. :)

[nashadoe]

This is the best video to Frontalot's Goth Girls I've found.

(Even though almost half of the girls in this aren't really goth.)

He needs to make more videos.

[saintblackangel]

@nashadoe Thanks for the compliment! The problem with searching out goth girls on the net is the same one that one encounters in talking with those who call themselves goth - what is the absolute definition of goth? So I tried to get a little bit from all over the spectrum. Except "candy" goths; I don't think I have any of those.

[DrSmokeTrees]

@mansonfrreak

"Scene" is not a descriptor by itself, it needs a word to go with it to make sense. IE:

Cannabis scene, metal scene, emo scene, hipster scene, whatever. There is no "scene scene" when people use the word like that, you look like an idiot. People have been looking at this comment of yours, for 10 months, thinking "that guy is an idiot". 

[tubeofyous]

0:36

DEM GLASSES.

[Sustanaelle]

@saintblackangel emo =shit wannabe goth.....goth equals sad yet happy!!!

[vxi25]

@sablewharton pfft..was hoping for a pic of a girl...3:04

[Jackson72O]

2:00 <3

[CrunchBogus]

This would make a swell duet with Voltaire.

[667kyle]

@saintblackangel

That Davey Havok shit was HILARIOUS! Thank you for that!

[Poetic262]

Wewt I noticed davey havok without reding comments...i want a cookie

[RikoTakahashi]

2.35 - ain't it the A.F.I. lead singer? O_____O

[sablewharton]

@saintblackangel I'm fine with it, I just hope that my photographer's (Dan Tree) watermark shows. He's amazing and deserves all the credit in the universe.