Congress(Classified) Vote To Defend Against(Classified)
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Why dont we all just get issued shotguns and other various self-defense ballistic weapons to fight these intergalactic terrorists, cause obviously Independence Day showed us that jeff goldblum and will smith wont be able to save us. PASS THE "EVERYONE GETS GUNS OR WERE F-CKED" BILL......
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First time I saw this, I saw a version where someone had edited out the Onion logo. Had me nearly shitting my pants until I did a simple Google search and found no such Congressman.
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this is fake, but is ironically rooted around 2 bills/acts that were actually written out and signed.
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hahahhaha this is the Onion; a satirical "news paper" that started in Wisconsin. They are BRILLIANT!!! hahahahah But really this is how we, the people, allow Congress to behave. They may not do it so "classified" bluntly.....but they do it.
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I like the part when he said classified..
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December 21th?
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Don't worry. I only use my powers for good!
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@frodel70 what are you talking about
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Its fake wwwgeekosystemcom/john-haller-
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its FAKE> onion news
That was tottaly *CLASSIFIED* !
pmuzhiko 7 months ago 5
you retards that think this is about zombies are in for a whole 'nother WORLD of (classified).
Dr201Power 2 weeks ago 2