One Side of the Conversation

I was going to record one of my poems today, but a friend called right at the only space of time I had saved.

I had already pressed the record button on the laptop...so I just let it run...after I listened to it..I thought..what the hell..this goes up.

So...remember you are only hearing one side and cannot make any assumptions about what you are hearing.

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[virtualrabbi]

Kim, I liked hearing your voice. I could listen to this. The Obama remake---ugh. Run for poet not senate.

Ben

[Poetivity]

sorry

[estb1986]

wonder what this video would've been like if she looked directly into the lens the entire video....

[CypheredSoul]

what in the world is a hyper-sentence??

[dmio2]

Now that's art. Its almost like life.

[ReliableInsider]

I'm just out for a little fun

But I'm GUILTY 'til I'm twenty-one

I guess I'm doin' time for being young.

[ReliableInsider]

Okee!

So cut these shackles off of me

(Let me go, let me go!)

This kind of suit don't set me free

(Set me free, set me free!)

Well, I can't live if I can't ride

(Let me ride, let me ride!)

And I want my baby by my side

(I want my baby by my side!)

[Poetivity]

Can you be Johnny Depp and Kevin Kline instead?

[ReliableInsider]

It's all about the Benjamins?

I'm too sleepy to think up a good one.

Why aren't we in Washington helping Kim move. That's what *I'd* like to know.

She always hates it when there are men fighting over her, as all women do.

I'll be Michael Jackson and you can be Paul McCartney. No wait, *I* wanna be Paul McCartney. No wait. . . .

[virtualrabbi]

No need for regret, Reliable. I bear the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune with equanimity. I only know Kim briefly and from here and I like what she does. As for Jews, we don't like them, we luuuuv them. Muslims? Christians? Well, we don't subscribe to blanket statements like, "Some of my best friends are..." As far as 'kacha-kacha'---we can only suggest that your ethnocultural slip is showing. Probably, you need a Rabbi. But who doesn't? Love-n-kisses, milk-n-cookies. Your pal, Ben

[virtualrabbi]

Uh...okay...he seems very...ummm...reliable

:-)

I hold no grudges. Heck, I don't even hold water.

Kim, I apologize for abusing your lovely channel with my polemics.

I was just chatting and saying what I think and having a good time, too.

Everybody needs a rabbi, especially a virtual one.

Your pal,

Ben

[ReliableInsider]

Now I'm feeling bad about calling the Rabbi a foghorn.

I love the jews, *and* the muslims. About the christians, sometimes I'm feeling kacha-kacha.

I feel very protective about Kim, even though she doesn't need *me*.

-hugs-