Zombie + Booty = Zombootie on FunnierThanHell

Zombie + Booty = Zombootie My doctor told me I should share. ;)
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Here's the download link... http://zombieswingers.bandcamp.com/album/zombootie-single

(Musically speaking, this song is an industrial blues tango with half time swing chorus, but here's the funny part...)
Zombootie
CJ Leon

(with the Whip of the UFO and his machines
inspired by A Ghost to Kill Again's "Labcoat")

All my friends are saying
that you're a cold slab of bitch-meat,
but my passion for you has been un-earthed.
Because they don't know you,
like I know you ZB... BIBLICALLY.

The pleasure I treasure's got a 40-plus measure.
Can you dig it? You got to dig in!
The booty I plunder lies 6 feet under.
Can you dig it? You got to dig in!
I'm her Necro-Casanova, she's my crow-bar-star.
Can you dig it? You got to dig in!
There's just one dark rite before the party tonight.

Zombootie, she's a cutie.
Zombootie, she's heavy duty.
Zombootie, my kind of beauty.
Baby, your ass is dead.

She's such a down and dirty lover
that I've got to use a shovel.
So down, she's underground.
I'm slick with a spade
and I'm trenching for a date.
So down, I'm underground.
She's dressed in her bridals,
I'm this dead whore's rider.
So down, we're underground.
I ain't saying she's loose. She's pale human refuse.
Zombootie...

The pit is smelling like we both got swelling.
She don't need to beg, I'd give an arm and a leg
for Zombootie...

Baby, be my midnight biter.
I'll be your top door man.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• zombie
• funny
• gothic
• comedy
• booty
• industrial
• blues
• tango
• swing
• CJ
• Leon

[vooduviolin]

I'm gonna send this to my undead lover.

[thesurrationalone]

It's like you've been following me around at night. Oo. I just got a chill.

[OonaCanute]

necro 4 liiiiiiife

[scaryfairyboi]

YOu really do rock MR