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Uploaded by on Jul 6, 2008

Briefcase Full of Guts

LYRICS-

Punch your card 'cause your working day has started
and you're pushing hard for employee of the month
You got your tools of business and
They're bloodied by your clients and
You're off to work with your
Briefcase full of guts

Door to door you are searching for a buyer
Who will take the terms of your policy

You got an invitation to their living room
You're gonna demonstrate your products privately

You know that

I'm an employee
I have a degree
I'll fulfill your need
I will make you bleed
I'll rise to the top
Best one on the team
Kill outside the box
Hold you as you scream

I'll divide you into pieces
Sell them back and raise the price
Make a profit off your interests
You'll increase my sales tonight

I will increase
Productivity
I must increase
Productivity

A.B.K. [4x]
(Always Be Killing)

I'm an employee
I have a degree
I'll fulfill your need
I will make you bleed
I'll rise to the top
Best one on the team
Kill outside the box
Hold you as you scream

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  • the one who disliked this must go forth and die!

  • @YootubepoopHQ

    did you seriously have 32 of your friends like your comment because your statement looked like it a retard wrote it? Stop typing and reread what the fuck you're saying.

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  • Why do people actually try to whore themselves on video responses? -_-

  • @MrDETH2345 That would be one brutal job. xD

  • One time i saw in the news a Drugs seller was quartered and his members was all separated in boxes...his guts was in one of those boxes.............i laughed so hard.......

  • @extracredit100 Their album didn't sell over 300000 copies by being made by a joke of a band.

  • @ddiablolll there's actually only two members in this band. brendon small who does the vocals, guitar, and bass and is the lyricist and gene hoglan who is the drummer. granted, when they play live, they have another guitar player and bassist.

  • @extracredit100 the drummer is from DEATH. the guitarist was a guitar teacher before this. the singer is bad ass, the bassist is heavy as fuck, how is this a joke band, its a fucking metal mash-up motherfucker

  • why does a joke band have to have the hardest guitar riffs ever created.

  • @SomeIrishKid777 You're right it's not, it's yellow and mushy.

  • @SomeIrishKid777 You're right it's not, and yellow and mushy.

  • @CTParker13 Not just a dildo, a banana dildo.

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