That's Why He's Madoff!

The bloke, who is broker than broke,
The account that has lost its amount,
All the rich who have just hit a glitch:
Thank Bernie Madoff!
The burn of the zero return,
Or the share that has vanished in air,
Or the fool who decides hes a tool,
Thank Bernie Madoff
The buck is in luck when its shrouded in thrill,
A new financier who is footing the bill;
The SEC has no skill,
When they think theyve a fine hold,
And tighten up their blindfold.
The cash that was thrown in the trash,
All the wealth that was squandered in stealth,
The deceit that was simply complete,
He paid off his sons,
He made off with tons,
Thats Bernie Mad...off!
He filled up his fund with the latest new wad;
Just fifty-two billion in country club fraud,
And now a firing squad,
Is the only one who wants him,
And the ghost of NASDAQ haunts him.
The gent who does not have a cent
And the blush of I used to be flush,
Way to cream the American Dream!
He paid off his sons,
He made off with tons,
Thats Bernie Mad...off!

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[mcprice40]

Great!

[Gingerspage]

A youtube star is born!

[edwardfitzz]

Nobody could say it better!

[troggerj]

No way!