THE LAMEST CASTLEVANIA BOSS EVER!!!!!!!!!

Technically hes a sub boss but whatever he has a boss bar :P
Anyway apparently Konami thought it would be cool to make some random guy do nothing but try to drown you with FREAKING WATER O_o

The music I use can be found here:
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/116132

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• Castlevania
• Bloodlines
• lamest
• boss
• ever

[pinkypimpalicous]

Floating Guy takes a hit, and another hit and....another hit and....he's been defeated! And now our hero celebrates with SQUAT THRUSTS!

[HeinrichKonig]

It is the lamest unless you count death in Castlevania 2-simon's quest.

you can LITERALLY JUST WALK PAST HIM, and after you walk past him he never bothers you again >_<

[DarkX64]

@icecreamman2687 Typo on the uploader's part. It's supposed to be crotch. XD

[icecreamman2687]

why did he mention his crouch at the end? he was floating not crouching

[DragonOracle]

I know lamer one: Take one garlic on last boss in Simon's Quest (NES Castlevania II), place it inch away from the entrance to the room and that's that. On Garlic Kill!

[ShadowBaofu]

@laughingfurry

Yeah, Wallman is up there too, but at least you can get a Super Potion from him.

[laughingfurry]

@ShadowBaofu

I forgot the name, but the boss in the library of Castlevania OoE is the lamest of all Castlevania bosses. Just hold up as he goes into the wall. Probably the fastest I've defeated any Castlevania boss, more so than in Simon's Quest.

[asmodeus58XX]

Strange, I don't remember a Bloodlines version of Dance of Illusions, and I know it's Bloodlines because of its beginning, Sega Genesis games sound like nothing else, for good or ill.

[ShadowBaofu]

I still say the lamest boss goes to Max Slimer in Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance. Seriously, just a gigantic slime?

[glitchedgamer]

@hualni Yeah, it's gold. It creates a flame when it hit's something causing Dracula to get hit 3 extra times. I just played through the game and yeah, it was pretty disappointing.

[hualni]

@glitchedgamer Gold? It's been years since I played. I remembered one of the daggers made Dracula fall in 4 or 5 hits. It was such a disappointment. 

[glitchedgamer]

@hualni *Gold Dagger