Sarah Palin: Girls Just Wanna

The world is just getting to know Sarah Palin, but here in Alaska she's one of us. When Sarah Palin was elected Governor of Alaska back in 2006, Mr. Whitekeys was asked to perform at one of her inaugural balls in Anchorage. He performed this song, along with the worlds "first" Sarah look-a-like.! It's been updated to reflect Gov. Palin's new status as Senator McCain's running mate. Mr. Whitekeys is famous in Alaska, and to anyone who reads Alaska Magazine. He is known as the evil genius who created the Fly By Night Club's "Whale Fat Follies." And now he's at it again with "Alaska, the first 10,000 years." It's the hilarious story of Alaska's history from the earliest days of cavemen hitchhiking across the Bering Sea Land Bridge to Nowhere, through the gold rush and on to statehood. You'll learn the tales of old Sourdoughs like Buzz Saw Jimmy and One-Eyed Riley. From President Warren G. Harding to our own Governor Palin, the wacky tacky character of Alaska is explored in this hour long program. This is an excerpt. Enjoy!

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• sarah
• palin
• alaska
• parody
• guns
• girls
• whitekeys
• satire
• comedy
• McCain
• vice-president

[RadioKAOS99709]

1) Obviously, this isn't the real Sarah Palin. However, one of the extras at the end sure looked like either Bristol or Willow.

2) All Whitekeys needed to do was gain about 100 pounds, and he could have passed for Lou Albano. It would have been perfect. Dunno about Sarah with multi-colored hair, or her hammerlocking Whitekeys into the wall, though.

[CRYBABYSARAPALINQUIT]

whaaaa whaaaaa everyone hates me packed up her Tonka trucks and called it a day, buh bye Palin sorry you couldn't hack it. And they compared this breedcow trash to Hillary Clinton PLEASE!! Clinton never QUIT & showed you could endure ANYTHING they threw at you. You're WEAK Sarah Palin WEAK WEAK WEAK WEAK !!! Sarah Palin = QUITTER!!

[TruckerEntertainment]

Smith&Wesson your still number one...lol. I love it.

[Willielump2]

pretty poor my ass.. Whitekeys is a comical genius...you have no idea what you're talking about.

[wbennett01]

WhiteKeys is Funny

[stevewxyzzy]

Pretty poor in comparison to all the other funny Sarah Palin parody material that is out there.

[dullsvillain]

Hell yeah!!!.....filmed in Wasilla!

I love Alaska ( Sarah blows )