Maxium Stupidity: Part 1

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Tales of my Reject Shop employment. Officially ending 03/10.
Give it up, give it up baby give it up!

It took 3 oranges... they were massive!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• rant
• comedy
• stupid
• people
• shopping
• retail

[EzzieNet]

A was at the reject store the other day, you were a very different person, like exaggerated friendliness, it was creepy. Also, that would of taken a shit load of oranges, I made one small glass of orange juice and it used a bit over two oranges so that looks like it would take heaps..... *checks answer*....... No way, must be some kind of hormone injected oranges, I blame society.

[twoplusoneisthree]

@EzzieNet

You saw me and didn't say Hi? You totes should have! And yes, 3 oranges only twas the weather apparently!

[DewTheDo]

20 oranges? Lol. Random number FTW!

[twoplusoneisthree]

@DewTheDo

Wrong but thanks for not cheating :D correct answer in under bar for you friend!

[twoplusoneisthree]

FIRST!

[missBrookeRenee0]

4 and a half oranges?? lol

[LOOKoutITSspiderpig]

because i, am a dipshit. lol, just subbed after watching your meekakitty tag video :)

[dj20k]

NOW THIS IS WHY I WATCH YOUR VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GET FIRED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

More videos like this and less videos about Glee, Family Guy, Ben Folds, or other pop culture crap you like. I'm just sayin. Also, not to pick nits or anything, but did you mean to say "Maximum" instead of "maxium" in your title?

[rusconi11]

I watched 25 seconds of this video and I already agree with you. I worked at The Reject Shop for little over 3 years, and it was terrible.. Im sure upon watching the rest of this clip, I will find we have similar reasons for hating that place...

[urbanr0cker]

Oh my god, this rant is my life in retail! I've worked at Target & Toys R Us (+ a few other American chain stores) and have to say...where the hell was this video six months ago when i was in that hell? Sometimes the very determined stupidity of customers is actually astounding. Like I'm literally in awe of it =/

[pyrointeam]

Yeah im angry about stupidity of people every day too. But hey, poisoning in water an food + stupid media lead to a mass of idiots. World is like this. Lets change it!

[RaaaytselM]

10? *checks* ah shit

[flowerfades]

There's a reject store near my house, and it's so insane.

People will be looking at all of the disgusting *used* makeup that they have there, and when they find something they want, they'll hold it and shoot people devil glances as if to say "THIS IS MINE. GET THE HECK AWAY."

And um... 6? I don't know. I guessed. ha.

[keithie13]

3 oranges lol and yaaaa for unemployment!!! i also need to quit my job of 2 years im starting to really hate it!

[P00P0STER0US]

@P00P0STER0US Also, it might well have been their plan to put their Woolworth's purchases in the bag they got from you, for a total of one bag. Of course, being old people, it may simply have been a habit to recieve a bag, as though it were a solemn ritual you were corrupting, or a birthright you were denying them.

[P00P0STER0US]

Just yesterday I read an article about a local guy who the police are currently looking for who was alone with the cashier at the counter at a dollar store. He motioned to her to lean in because he wanted to say something quietly, and he stuck his tongue in her ear and whispered lewd things. I'm still kinda stunned at how gross that is. The idea of having a tongue stuck in my ear makes my skin crawl.