[Verse 1]
It was friday night
And I was feelin' aight,(Yep)
Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights,
Mixin' Henny wit tha Sprite,
While I'm drinkin' and drivin',
No police lights,
No police sirens,
I'm headed to da club, lookin' for a freak,
a couple cheeks
Pull up to da spot 26's like BAAAM,
Eyes on me like bitch do ya see em?
Strode through da front do' headed to da VIP,
Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips,
Scopin' out da room and what do I see?,
A nice round butt and a pair of double D's,
So, I cribed up like shawty whats happenin?,
You killin' that dress and I love it wit a passion,
Then she turned around and her face was aight,
She had a gap tooth and a mean overbite,
But I was like hmmmmmmmm....
[Refrain]
[T-Pain]
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' f**kin' you,
Is that what you wanna do shawty?,
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' f**kin' you,
You too
[Verse 2]
Woke up the next mornin 'and all I can remember,
Was takin' shots and tippin' a bartender,
Surrender to da woman,
That were bringin' me home,
Cause' she started lookin' better,
Every shot of patron yep
I jumped up wit a devilish grin,
Cause' tonight damn righ I might do it again!!
So i called up da homies (Whaddup??)
Let's ride, we can hit the sportsbar,
Over on the Southside,
Get a couple of Coronas, couple of Limes,
Went up to da bar, saw a couple of dimes,
So I,
Slowly walked up an said hi,
My name is Ludacris and I'mma hell of a guy,
One said I know who you are,
I'm your #1 fan,
And right now was too bad,
I got a man,
And I said I understand,
But where the hell is he at??
Cause' in a minute, if he dont show ?? up,???
mannn....
[Refrain]
[T-Pain]
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' f**kin' you,
Is that what you wanna do shawty?,
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' f**kin' you,
You Too
[Luda]
Ay Pain holla at em right quick man!
[T-Pain]
You gon get in trouble with your man giiirl,
(don't get in trouble girl)
Talkin bout how you're my biggest fan giiirl,
(i know what i'm doin')
Now I don't wanna do,
(pleasee)
What if you gon make me do?
(don't make me do it, don't make me dooo it!!)
If I had one more drink
[Verse 3]
One more drink I'mma get cha,
Home, then I'll split cha,
Grab the camera phone,
And take a bunch drunk pictures,
Cause' Hennessy mixed wit a whole bunch of buddha,
Equals you, mixed with a whole bunch of Luda,
And you know how far one drink could go,
Start slurrin' my speech, slowin' up da flow,
Hikin' up these skirts,
Climbin' up your shirt,
It's Mr. Latenight Luda and I like to flirt,
So guess what babygirl....
[Refrain]
[T-Pain]
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' f**kin' you,
(just one book)
Is that what you wanna do shawty?,
(that's all it gon take)
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon'f**kin' you,
(who else t-pain?)
You too
[Luda talks]
You hear what i'm sayin'??
People to picky these days...damn right!
Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny,
Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating,
This is been a Luda Service Announcement
Deuces...
hahaha....
