Duke Nukem Lore in a Minute

Dodger gives us the story of Duke Nukem all the way up to his "triumphant" return in Duke Nukem Forever.

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Written and Voiced by Dodger
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Edited by Schroeder
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TRANSCRIPT:


DUKE NUKEM IN A MINUTE

In the, at the time, not too distant future of 1997, a standard sci-fi event of general madness and radiation poisoning addles the brain of a once beloved genius and scientist now known as Dr Proton, scourge of Earth's largest city. After creating some crazy awesome robots in the underworld, the CIA hires Duke based entirely on his witty one-liners and epic flexing abilities.
Following Dr Proton not only to his super hidden underground base but also to the moon and the future, Duke comes out the winner and returns to Earth, receiving the key to the city as per 80s movie montage.
After writing an Autobiography lovingly entitled "Why I'm So Great", an alien race known as Rigelatins show up and capture Duke to use his brain and take over the world. Duke breaks free easily and yet again, saves earth.
While on his way back in his fancy space cruiser, he reaches Los Angeles, hoping for some beer and hookers but is caught off guard by the hostile shooting of his ship. Learning that the LAPD have been mutated into awkward pigs and slowly realizing that perhaps his booze and boobs plan might have to wait, he vows to destroy the scourge plagueing Earth yet again.
After tracking down an alien cruiser, he defeats the Battlelord and learns that they've been capturing women and rocketing them into space.
Not one to be outdone, Duke goes to space as well, finding the women trapped in incubators and reaching the alien mothership, oddly enough, located yet again on The Moon.
After returning to Los Angeles, he plows through a legion of aliens and defeats their leader and the queen, finally getting the TLC he's demanded since the second game and declaring that once he's done resting, he will be ready for more action.

Apparently more action equates to a poorly thought out terrible waste of time.

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[CameronWasmund]

People didn't rate Duke Nukem for how good it was, They rated it for how good it wasn't.

Lets say it didn't take 13 years to make DNF, It'd be a hit.

[IL3I]

I actually enjoyed DNF. So put that in your tail pipe and shut it.

[kirielvids]

then there was duke nukem forever. and widespread sorrow was rampant.

[rueryuzaki1]

how good would it have been if it was just ''im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum''

[zairuku]

How can you ask us to forget the development time...fact is...that IS the development time...so it should have been better than it was. Simple.

[UltraViolentTV]

did any one notis the avp pulse rifle at 00:51

[SirJellington]

@Papa108Bear Just admit that it isn't going to be the last one, it will be better that way.

[Papa108Bear]

this is the last 1 I swear.....

[bloodandguts5]

@CameronWasmund How good it was? That game wasnt good! It was shit

[oceanus881]

Wow i knew duke nukem lore was poorly written but this is ridiculous