Portal 2 - unused GLaDOS Garfield speech
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Uploaded by EdgelessArtifactCube on Apr 22, 2011
This is stitched together from the botcoop_artifactone files in Portal 2's .vpk. Likely refers to an older version of the co-op storyline, where GLaDOS sent the bots to find 'artifacts' around Aperture Laboratories in the hopes of making them more human. What they find in this case is obviously a certain comic strip pinned to some luckless Aperture employee's cubicle.
This is the only complete one - there are partial voice files for one where she apparently sends them to grab some humans, but rapidly discovers the bots don't really know the difference between humans and raccoons. There are also a few quotes that sound like they'd have been used for her lying at the bottom of the shaft after the long fall, before she was carried away.
And of course, there's Caroline's "No Mr Johnson, I don't want this!" two or three different ways.
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At this point I'd make a Shrondinger's cat joke, but I'm too lazy.
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@ekinothedragon Is it DEADLY neurotoxin?
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Could anyone tell me the video this image of GlaDOS comes from (minus Garfield)? I've been looking for it for ages and I can't remember what it's called.
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@flaetsbnort thanks, that was the joke.
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@ekinothedragon That made my day. xD Thank you!
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@viralhatred And Cave Johnson's voice actor refused to record his lines.
1 month ago 4
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I just wanted to hear GLaDOS.
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Now we know the REAL history verson: Garfield was killed by deadly neurotoxin, because GLaDOS breathes deadly neurotoxin (probably)...
1 month ago 3
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Caroline's "No Mr Johnson, I don't want this!" was scrapped because Ellen felt it was too much like rape.
2 months ago 4
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Garfield minus Garfield? Pfft! Garfield plus neurotoxin!
2 months ago 2
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Oh, GlaDOS. Neurotoxins are your solution to everything.
flaetsbnort 4 months ago 246
turret: mum tell me a story
GLAdoS: once upon a time there was a man who's lungs were filled with neurotoxin
turret: :D
ekinothedragon 3 months ago 175