The Who the Hell is River Song

This song was inspired by the many outrageous theories we found online by fellow Whovians around the world - all hoping to answer the one question that's been on all of our minds: Who the hell is River Song? Leave your theories in the comments!

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Lyrics:
It could be that River Song is a Time Lady.
Steven Moffat thought that she was his mum.
If I have to wait much longer I'll go crazy -
I really need to find out where she's from.
Maybe she kills the Doctor in the future.
What if she's a paradox?
We really really hope not cause
Matt Smith is supermegafoxyawesomehot.
Maybe she's the daughter of the Face of Boe,
I DON'T KNOW!

They keep meeting out of order
But that's fine cause she records it in her diary.
Their chronology is out of whack.
Their timeline is as straight as Captain Jack.

All we can assume is that everything we guess will be wrong -
But there's also the chance that we were right all along.
And that's why we sing the who the hell is River Song.

What if she is actually a villain?
Maybe she's Davros in disguise.
She can fly the TARDIS and she knows High Gallifreyan,
Much to Amy's surprise.
Could she be a companion from the future?
I doubt it cause that would be kinda lame.
But how else would they explain
Why she knows the Doctor's real name?
What if she is the TARDIS?
Yeah... Cool story, bro.

Maybe she's the Rani,
Or maybe she's his wife.
But if she's really K-9
I'm going to end my life.

Music & Lyrics by Amanda Allen and Krista Melton

Category:

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• who
• trock
• river
• song
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[crystaledheartz]

OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT I AM WATCHING THE EPI WE FIGURE OUT WHO SHE IS AND OMFG!!!!!!!!!! I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT!!!!

[peekaresque]

@crystaledheartz Yay! Were you surprised? :-)

[crystaledheartz]

@peekaresque omg I started screaming!! lol

[peekaresque]

@crystaledheartz So did I... Well, it was more like crying ;-p

[19martin99]

shes amys daughter !!! and she is 1/2 timelord

[peekaresque]

@19martin99 I really, really, really, wish I had actually seen the episode before accidentally reading this comment... Wow.

[StitchBubbleLover]

Their timeline is as straight as captain jack!!!! AWESOME!!! That really made my day :D

[BananaBreadinc]

Starkid and Doctor Who collide and it is wonderful.

[Sursonique]

haha this is hilarious!! you girls rock!

[DFTBAFTW1]

Hahahaha. I love this.

[busybeingbla]

I love this. >.<

[lilloldme]

This song is definitely one of my favorites xD

Well done !

[Appreciate16]

loved it, you were sorta riught, she did kill the doctor in a way lol

[luriemu1]

You guys rock :D Haha, so good :D

[frozen0917]

its ukulele rught ?

[alexaras1313]

omg i cant wait till september