Barenaked Ladies. Steve's Rap. Cambridge.Part 1.

Steve's Cambridge Corn Exchange Barenaked Rap.

Here goes from the beginning (Video from ***)

You know I'm walking & I'm talking but I walk like Stephen Hawking when I'm in the UK I'm hitting things right in my way

***Cos on the left I should be right & on the right I should be left & if I had an Uncle Geoffrey I would call him Uncle Geoff, which is quite short it's a short form a nickname if you will & that's the way you'd call if I was William I'd be Bill, you'd be calling me Bill & I'd be quite insulted cos I wouldn't be able to sign my name Wm & that's the way it resulted in me being a pretentious little prick, that's the way it goes & you know that I'm sick of your lip you know England & all your attitude, no that's not me, of course no I don't mean to be rude

I'd like to come & sing for all of you tonight right here in the Corn Exchange I'm feeling alright, I am exchanging some corn for some things that I love like maybe some buns & stuff from above, manna from heaven it kind of looks like popcorn & so I exchange it for some things that I'm worn like shoes & pants & things that I need

My name is Steve & did I say that a seed can be planted in a field & also grow lots of corn
that's the way it is & you know in the morn
when I wake & I stretch & I thank oh the Lord
for all the things he gives me & he gives me a board & I write on it - I'm sick of this s%it & he slaps me in the head right there with it & I don't know how to react I don't believe in God but that doesn't matter anymore

Cos you know my name is Rod which is short form for Rodney & that's how it's named
now I'm passing to Ed cos he's almost the same
except he's funnier & he's faster with his wit
but that's OK man I don't give a f*%$ing s%it.

Blimey .............

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[xj9x]

Hi - I've altered it. Thanks for commenting :-)

[oscarfellini]

Thanks for the transcript. I think he's saying "manna from heaven" though. Damn BNL. Bible thumpers all.

[xj9x]

Yep, I know, the sound is not great on this one. Full transcript for everyone in my description - PHEW.....

[bigpro120]

can't understand what he is saying