The Jesus Timeline Part III

New Video!

And the hits just keep on coming! Good luck resolving these contradictions.

http://www.godvsthebible.com

Special thanks to Theowarner who pointed out the verse from John.

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[ECWnWWF]

What is the "moral" of this video series? What are you trying to show people?

[DeistPaladin]

@ECWnWWF That the entire story isn't even internally consistent. 

[MercuryRis]

Hey I thought Jesus had no superjesuspowers until he was baptised.

[DeistPaladin]

@MercuryRis That may be a throwback to the Ebionite Christians. They believed that Jesus was a mortal, just like you and me (and no virgin birth either, he was the son of Joseph). At his baptism, the spirit of God came down and took possession of him. The two then had a sort of symbiotic relationship and that explained his powers. They claimed he was the adopted son of God.

[nadiaTeeze]

They have dug up and studied the living quarters of those who built the pyramids. No evidence of Jewish culture, only evidence of egyptians. The Jewish people were never held as slaves in Egypt. That's probably why the bible neglects to actually name the Pharaoh in charge during the Moses story. So, the Seder is just a made up holiday.

Arguing about it is as silly as arguing if the easter bunny is pink or blue. Everyone knows it's rainbow colored.

[saucersauce]

Another thing you might want to challenge Christians with is the resurrection accounts:

According to Matthew 28, there were 2 women who discovered the empty tomb.

Mark 16 says there were 3. Luke 24 says there were at least 5 and John 20 says that MM was alone.

Also, Matthew says that the tomb was closed, there was an earthquake and an angel came down and rolled away the stone.

Mark, Luke and John say that the tomb was already opened. They didn't say anything about an earthquake.

[HimesInu]

@nadiaTeeze We have some evidence of the Jews being in Egypt and being slaves. But not the type of slaves you are thinking. It wasn't like the slaves of the last five hundred years. It was a bit more lax. There is also geological evidence; see History's The Exodus Decoded. It explains the ten plagues in a scientific way perfectly. You still have to take it with a grain of salt, the host is a Jewish scholar. But the way it is presented gives it credibility.

[ndrthrdr1]

Jesus appeared to me in a dream. I said "I KNEW you were real!"

He said "Wow, you really ARE dreaming."

[clydiancecht]

Man your are evil, dont you realise the christians are not ment to think for them selfs?

[HybridD91]

@saucersauce Matthew was the only Gospel to mention zombies. I gotta get my guns(I need some first) ready now. Crap.

[mythicalhell]

@DeistPaladin Well said!

[jaciemack]

@DeistPaladin fair enough :)