The Casting Office - Episode #4 - "I HATE Actors and I Love My Dildo"

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Title: "I HATE Actors and I Love My Dildo"

Why are actors SO FREAKING SENSITIVE? No, really. This is not a hypothetical question. Why are actors SUCH FREAKING PANSY FLOWERS?? At the end of the day, if you blow an audition, guess what? It's NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. If the guy responsible for preventing a missile crisis, for example, messes up on his first day of work, yeah. That could mean the end of the world.

But if you're an actor and you don't quite nail it, the worst that it means for the world is that there's gonna be one more crazy depressed server dropping off more bread at Table #21.

Hence, our next episode. Where you'll see that an actor is simply fodder for the surly casting director, a victim to their impotent anger. Either that, or they're the comic relief for a rough Monday morning.

That being said, we love actors. In spite of the pansy-flowerdom. Because without actors, there'd be no bread at Table #21.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Teddy Garces
• The Guild
• Angela Garner
• Troy Price
• Bite me star
• Comedy
• Web-series
• webisode
• Amber Price
• Dave Cobert
• Steve Whelan
• Casting Office
• Auditions
• Dani Lennon
• The Office
• 30 Rock
• funny show
• funniest Humour audition

[Zelack]

The pharmacy called...your valtrix is ready!

[hahungdung]

nice really this was sooo amazing

[Fushell]

a bootyful mind, still hilarious

[NoirAngelique]

Dave Cobert looks like John Travolta and Chevy Chase had a kid....if that were possible....hehehe

[alazaye23]

This one was much better than eps. 3. Episode ONE has been the best thus far.

[Invincible20022]

HILARIOUS!!! Why isn't this show on the network?

[chafe2923]

Lol bigger than ur dildo

[dynamicbeast6]

3:03 freaking toby man.

[Polkadottedpanda225]

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