Tortoise courtship of & mating with wok
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P.S. H.P.Lovecraft rules.
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Ha ha, that's very funny. I've had males try and mate my feet and a friend bought a lone male hermanni a stone tortoise sex toy which he fell in lust with but I've never seen one attempting to mate with a wok!! Our male marginata (seen on video above) will chase after you in the outdoor pens if the female has hidden herself away from him when he's feeling horny.
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Tortoise masturbation.
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wat
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Cookware molestation is not funny. D:<
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Deeply sexual :D
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wtf
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jajaja eso es de verdad? me ha parecido ver una tortuga follando con una cacerola... ke saldra de ahi? sopa de tortuga? una tortuga ninja? jajaja buscadle una novia a esa tortuguita
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That's hot.
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Think of the risk of salmonella.
To the turtle, I mean.
When you make love to a wok, you're making love with every other piece of cookware it's ever encountered.
Nyarlathotep1926 3 years ago