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Uploaded by on Dec 7, 2009

Saturday is the day the middle class dads come out to play
Off road sandals combat kaki culottes
SUV to toyrus
Free range burger at the farmers market
Sea bass, kale and fresh turbot
Hes with his best mate Sam whos also his son
Two years old, supports West Ham
Baby Gap for Josh and Daryl
Mum size eight in American Apparel
Rose 12, is into karma, Curt Cobain vintage Nirvana
Precocious long blonde haired skateboard brat
Unconsciously modelled on early Spielberg
By mummy and daddy
The repellent result of individualism when no individuality exists
Now even the rhyme has gone away, when these idiotic football loving Saturday dads come out to play.

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  • Words of fury, great poetry.

    When are you going to publish the book? It would make a change from that Andrew Motion, wellys and potatos, laureatte shite. I'd read it.

    Saturday dads would as well.

  • @Phavonic - s'funny, somebody else suggested i wrote up a few of my tall tales and extended rantz in book-form the other day. Better start the writin' asap .... the brain cells are getting zapped real-fast....

  • Me 'avin' a right pop at them Middle Clarses from the comfort of my lovely middle class flat. 'Know Thyself' etc...

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  • 5 stars! No cars on Nigey's tongue. Belching smoke, wailing 'broke' for one fat bong. They're over there, In the air where no one's wrong. This Vid grins on my chin With listed favourites long... For you Nigey!!!
  • As sharp and as witty as ever Nige!

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  • Why the fuck aren't you on telly anymore?

  • @LeeJTurnock Well said, but don't be too down on old Andy K!

  • darryl - apparel couplet - lovely. am buying you a tripod for xmas, though.

  • reminds me of an angry John Betjeman

  • no swearing...this is almost a nice poem..whats going on !!!!

  • Thanks for posting Nigel.

    Makes me want to play all my Vids

    converted-to-dvd collection forra good laugh.

    Rant on Mr Buckland !!

  • Nice one Nigey. You should be the Poet Laureate!

  • love the poetry sounded like you meant every word lol

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