2012 - We're all going to die

Don't be alarmed, but we're all going to die.

[update]
For the record. Yes some of this is possible. (Solar storm, meteor, yellow stone.) But none of it is probable. 2012 will come and go like Y2K.

This piece was meant to poke fun at the 2012 hysteria but apparently some youtubers are too panicky to recognize satire.

Come one guys. "People in a can?", "The longer you live the sooner you'll go?" We thought it was obvious.

It has been fun to read the comments however.

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[ipodtouch495]

Thumbs up if you're watching in 2012 and don't believe him

[micahramsingh]

The jokes on you!! I already ate my neighbor....

[o0thisismyusername0o]

nuclear radiation from the Japanese power plant will create a huge supermoneky that will go Godzilla on Tokio, causing a huge tsunami that will rush to America and drown half of the population. The people will panic and attack Japan, causing WW III. Then in a huge nuclear war, the Earth will be blown up and its pieces scattered throughout the galaxy.

[SloMoHeap]

It's true.  I've been dead since Jan 1, 2012, 12.00 AM. It's not bad, feel pretty good.

[Landon12104]

@chopper82p

Yes. and if I shit cotton candy, I'd work at a carnival. Living in a world of ifs is how people started religion in the first place. And we have more proof. In a couple years we might confirm The Big Bang Theory. You're stuck on an old dusty book that says I can't popith a bitches cherry before marriage. As long as we're talking about if's, IF you would pull your head out of your ass and go to a science class, you might agree with me.

[chopper82p]

@Landon12104 If you want to look at my comments for faults, i really dont care. Am i bashing Atheists? Im bashing the ridiclulous idea that there is no higher being controlling vairous aspects of life. So, yes, i am bashing Atheists indirectly. And who are you to critisize my opinion? Im brainwashed? No. Im practical. You, on the other hand, are impractical, you want to believe you are right by all means. If there was proof of a god, you would not accept that and say its false, sir.

[Landon12104]

@chopper82p

And I'm just pointing out how you think "Basically if it doesn't happen, there is a God."

How is your whole last comment not religious? And then you fucking bash Athiests! You're just brainwashed into beliveing what you believe is right. I just stopped having imaginary friends at the age of 6.

[chopper82p]

@Landon12104 You are not understanding my point. Im making nothing religious. Everybody has beliefs, i just shared mine. Thank you, sir.

[kroen]

@Landon12104 You're 14? Then your opinion in invalid.

[Landon12104]

@chopper82p

People made this up. It is fake. If I said the world would end tommorow, and it didn't, would that make it to were God has to be real? No. Just because some calander runs out, doesn't mean the world will end. People like you making everything religeous really makes me angry. I'm 14, so I'm sure you Christians and Catholics will say it's because I'm a kid. But no. It's because I can think without the oppression of the church!

[chopper82p]

Is there a God? Yeah. Where did he come from? The answer is, faith. You don't know, i dont know. Atheists? No, there must be a higher being, controlling aspects that allow the human race to prosper. Also if we don't die 12/21/12, God is manipulating us to think this. He is also manipulating us to think he is not real, by providing "proof" for optimistic atheists and pessimistic monotheists/polytheists. Just my 15yr old 2 cents about this 2012 thing. Basically if it doesn't happen, there is a God

[chopper82p]

we will die! know why? all important people have been dying (MJ, Steve Jobs, etc.). The earthquakes that happen everyday are now mostly above 4.5 magnitude, august 2011, the average was around 3.0. Yellowstone is a bitch, whattaya gonna do? How about the fact the earths poles haven't shifted for over 3600 years? They shift every 3600 years! Also has anyone noticed the growing ignorance among our population. For all i know, God might be manipulating our minds to think this, who know though?