Biblical History (the Qu'ible)

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[johnanderson777777]

what fuckin idiots

[fantasy0coach]

Yes God, allah and satan are fucking idiots.....lucky they are mere imaginations.

[ananiasacts]

"go rape, rob or murder somebody because you're not going to be held accountable."

Needing a god to stop you from doing these things doesn't say a thing about god. But it says a lot about you.

[jookydood]

the end of the bible is pretty funny. it says something like, add or subtract from this book and you'll be plagued. that book is changed more often than a babies diaper.

[PalulukanMakto]

@wajeebaba You say we are evil, but look at the percentage of murderers and criminals htat are non-theistic, and compare that to the percentage of murderers and criminals that are religious. Either all the governments on the planet are lying, or the percentage of muderous christians is much higher than the number of murderous athiests.

You need a god to act good, and you FAIL. We heed no god or religion, and we are better people than you.

U mad, bro?

[crazy4carolyn]

Vwey cute! I LIKED IT!

[JamesTheTank]

@wajeebaba I don't know what that means but okay.

[JamesTheTank]

@wajeebaba What in this world does that have to do with your god actually existing?

[hipp6y]

XD

[Jonstern1983]

@fantasy0coach Even if you weren't held accountable for your actions by society, sane people have something called a conscience, which basically asks the question, "Will I be able to look at myself in the mirror after doing this."

Also, a lot of people were 'created' because their parents got drunk one night and decided to keep them. That doesn't mean their bad people, or that their parents are somehow less respectable because of one night of drunken debauchery.

[kendrawhisp]

the Qu'ible LOL, i love that.

[helpmetony]

whoa, I was going to write, but I looked down and saw the stuff you typed.

[brownbigb]

nobody says anything was created. theists claim there was god and nothing else. he then created the universe. from himself? then creation wasn't necessary. from something else? that is nothing at the time. so either god didn't create the universe or he created it from nothing, either way the theist argument is wrong

[brownbigb]

and you show that you lack sense of humor, intellect, brain, and humanity.