Primus - Hennepin Crawler

(LYRICS)

Well you can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
And pedal it around the world
You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
And impress them steam punk girls
If you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
You'll feel that burn in your thigh
'Cause when you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
You get to touch that pie in the sky

He'll show you his greasy old pickle for a nickel
Most say they'd rather not
He tried to show a girl off of Florence street
He's damn lucky he didn't get caught
Fell asleep one night with a lit cigarette
As he tried to drink away his pain
When the firemen doused the burned out shack
All they found was his greasy stain

Now you can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
And pedal your cares away
You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
But you best be prepared to pay
'Cause when you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
There's no friends and family deals
Courtesy of lyricshall.com
If you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
Your sweat's gonna grease them wheels

You can try and buy law and order for a quarter
Way back in the olden days
He sold his soul for a donut hole
Couldn't muster the nerve to ask for a raise
She sold seashells and other things
Down by the old seashore
When she sold her song to a beer commercial
She looked like a filthy whore

Well you can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
And pedal it around the world
You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
And impress them steam punk girls
If you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
You'll feel that burn in your thigh
'Cause when you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar
You get to bite that pie in the sky

You get to bite that pie in the sky
You get to bite that pie in the sky
You get to bite that pie in the sky
You get to bite that pie in the sky

Hennepin, Hennepin Crawler
Hennepin, Hennepin Crawler
Hennepin, Hennepin Crawler
You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar

Category:

Music

Tags:

• primus
• hennepin
• crawler
• new
• album
• green
• naugahyde
• 2011

[TheCommenter7]

Unoriginal and sucks

[poopychocolate]

@TheCommenter7 IT REALLY SUCKS!! :D

[fattygoatshoulder]

the only "hennepin crawler" i know of is a legless male prostitute in downtown minneapolis

[poopychocolate]

@fattygoatshoulder Yeah.....we got lots of those. ._.

[Aleowiciuos]

I'd say a Hennepin Crawler is a fly fishin' lure but what the fuck do piss shit fuck ass cunt fuck whore bitch do i know 'bout dis shit fuck i handn't listened to Primus since 19 fuckin 99 an I been fishin' ever fucking since and asshole if i know what the cuntin' shit's been going on since 'cause I'd had parts of my liver removed and fuck ass I used to like Primus but shit if i can't play a mother fuckin' bass better than Les himself now 'cause that butthole seems to have sniffed the same, .yup

[Aleowishious]

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[asteriskcolon]

@grapegoat21 That image is the June 2010 Rehearsal EP album cover.

[Brodaddy1000]

@fattygoatshoulder hahaha, that comment made was like the olive in the martini for my day.... beautiful.

[ColterDewitt]

@CameronWasmund

Well Primus does suck.

[CameronWasmund]

This album suffered from "People thought it was bad, Then stopped being stupid and noticed it was great."

[BaronzPogz]

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­ck..



[bjorn860]

@poopychocolate Agree with you Hennepin crawler does really sucks...

cheers from Iceland, we don't have Hennepin Crawlers, instead we have volcanoes x]

[TheClayflip]

@xChainedx70 saying primus sucks means you like primus..any real primus fan would know that

[grapegoat21]

hennepin crawler is that weird 4 wheeled contraption you see the band sitting in. you can see that picture of them sitting in it all over the internet. looks like an old horse buggy or something. but its pedal driven.