Its A Horrid Holiday With Mary/ Steps In Crime

Does friendly chimney sweeper Bert look like a nice man to you? Think again. He is a horrible, women beating abusive monster. Here he sings about his Horrid Holiday with Mary and what horrible crimes he plans to commit in Steps in Crime!

Fuck its a horrible day
Sometimes i wish i way gay
I feel like I could die
'Ave you ever seen
My shit so green?
was the apple pie..

Oh, it's a horrid holiday
With Mary
I'll shoot her with a big shot gun
And when she gets a little bit lary
I rearange her face for fun.

Oh crappiness is stinkin''
All around, well
The daffoldils are dying'
Cause the smell


When Mary starts to cry
I want her to die
I stab her face
Like a big meat pie


Oh, it's a horrid holiday with Mary
No wonder that it's Mary that we hate!

Now then that'll be it
I'll cover the bitch in shit
then drown her with my wee
You can scream out your lung
But it's covered in dung
And There's no one here but me

Oh, it's a horrid holiday
With Mary
Mary is a fucking liar
And when she gets a little bit lary
I set the slag's hair on fire


I always think of pressing
my advantage
For violence is hallmark
Of my creed (SLAP)
A lady NEEDS to fear
when Bert is here
I'll slap er' in the face an stick it up er' rear
Oh, it's a horrid holiday with mary
A horrid, shity holiday with you!

Drown the children step in time!
Drown the children step in time!
Hide the evidence, its not a crime.
Drown the children step in time!

Rape Mary Poppins step in time!
Rape Mary Poppins step in time!
Wear a condom, its not a crime
Rape Mary Poppins step in time!

Written by Alex Philpott

(© Gulp Film Productions 2009)

gulpfilms.webs.com

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[DRAGONPIECEZ]

I ROFLED FOR AN HOUR

[1966WHUFC]

bert is a bad bad man lmao i will never think the same about mary poppins again ROFL'ING

[HollyPartridge]

I stab her face like a big meat pie! ahaha!

[ImpulsiveJames44]

same here l0l