Top Eight (Parody of "Far Away" by Nickelback)

A live performance of Jesse Chapman's parody of Far Away by Nickelback. "Top Eight" explores the dangers of MySpace stalking, lyrics below:

log in
online
who will
I find?
bulletins
friend's place
got it all
on MySpace
you don't look
like you do
online
but hey, that's cool
you don't know (ahhh)
don't know, don't know

that I saw you
saw you at that coffee place
you love Starbucks
found that out on your MySpace
I keep reading your blog
and your profile page
don't care that you are
only half of my age

got the address
to your place
and pictures of
your pretty face
I know it's weird
I stole your purse
please calm down
it just gets worse
I broke into
your house, you see
made a copy
of your house key
you don't know (ahhh)
don't know, don't know

that I saw you
the first time at that coffee place
you have no secrets
tracked you down on your MySpace
I keep hearing a song playing
oh no
keep loading
i think my computer just froze

top eight (top eight)
top eight's where you belong
top eight (top eight)
top eight's where you belong
then you go, you go, oh no! (ahhh)

You blocked me
You blocked me from your space
And you even
You even moved out of your place
But I'll find you
I'll find you if it kills me
I forgot to tell you
I made some spares of your car keys
So keep driving
'Cause it won't matter where you go
Keep hiding
There's nothing about you that I don't know

Keep driving
I'll stop you by breaking off your legs
Keep hiding
Keep you trapped in a tiny cage
Keep blogging
I'll touch your boobies
Keep creeping
Don't care that you're only half of my age

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Nickelback
• Far
• Away
• Rock
• Parody
• Music
• MySpace
• Friends
• Internet
• Stalking

[TheGoreonius]

I love how you took someone's video, then attempted to lip-sing it.

[collegeisamovie]

If that's true, I challenge you to find the "original" video.

[sexuallyawkward]

it should soooo be "got the adress, to ur parents place, and pictures of, ur little face". as if it was based on a 6 yro lol

[collegeisamovie]

Ha! Awesome. Love your username, too, by the way. Awkward is one of the best words. Ever.

[suisuimat]

I adore this song, its my favourite from Nickelback..and I really like what you did with it..God..soooo creepy! LOL

[hiwar12345]

YOUR FUNNY HAHAHAA

[STSnoop]

Why the hell would someone make a parody if such a beautiful song

[mike1377]

i logged into my youtube account for the first time in months to Like this video

[DrEvilmonki]

this dude sounds like hes constipated!!!

[DiRtBiKeChIcK180]

Hey um you should stop singing wtf are you howling?!?! And stop trying to make great songs look bad,and this song explains you and your life (stalker) ha nice going

[musicman22231]

who ever this is your a cock because your taking the mickey out of such a brilliant song

[Legionx8111]

Lol This is better than the actual song shit.... this is better than all of their songs lol .....

[bonnayz28]

Haha stalker haha but it was funny

Lol

[shikamarah]

rofl your a stalker

[Ryangaetz]

u f****g rock

[xdkouliyproductions]

dude thts like a song for a stalker XD (awosme singin tho)