Saving My Hymen for Jesus - Broad Comedy

hymen amen!

shouldn't this be called "saving my hymen buddha." at least have the decency to mock your own religion.

it's coss a lot of christian not to be stariotypical but have you noticed they dont mind stepping on people to get what they want. I'm not saying that happens now but thats how it was. there people probably weren't originally Christian but got forced to convert. what do you mean there were no prejesus figures. um if you read the bible stories it tells of people that like jesus are on earth to do gots bidding. Not saying they were the same but there were people before jesus that god sent

There are a few technicalities I don't understand about the hymen: If the hymen bleeds on first intercourse then how come this mightn't end up with woman getting an infection. You know, with all those fluids lying about; semen, blood, urine particles, etc. Also, considering that the guy would be ramming away like hell, how come this wouldn't hurt her. Wouldn't the bleeding force the couple to stop? or at least ruin the sex???

it actually does cause quite alot of pain for some women. I litteraly cryed and got into the fetal rape position scaring the shit out of my boyfriend. the women could get an infection but I think that the body is ready for this process to happen. if you have anymore questions feel free to ask

How the hell is a couple's first intercourse supposed to be special they have to endure this. My guess is it would make the guy feel guilty and want stop. I'm sure most others weren't as bad as your first time though?

naw its like not a loada blood...and iv never heard of a woman gitin an ifenction...what kinda infection:L?
it hurts like but we women suck it up and carry on:L lol

this makes me feel great im a athesit who lost his virginity at 13 hahahahahaha

jesus is one lucky guy!!!

lol