Tongue Bitten Off by Wife.

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You know it's true love when you lean in for a kiss from your wife and she bites your f**king tongue off.

Hey, What's up?
Hey, What's up?

So a husband and wife were kissing they were all like making out and stuff and then the wife decided it would be a good idea to bite off the husbands tongue. I guess its some sort of kinky sex act their in to. or maybe this husband just wasn't using his tongue properly and she was like if you're not going to use it then you're going to loose it b*tch.

Seriously though what a psychotic b*tch this is your husband, you don't bite his f**king tongue off, I don't care what type of argument you were having, that's not a sexy thing to do. She probably spit it in his face and was like oh ya you want me to bite something else off? *slurp* I love the of your taste of your blood.

The police found out about this whole situation when 9-1-1 operators got a call that they couldn't understand cause I guess it's hard to talk with half a tongue

*No tongue speech*
Cause when you have no tongue, you talk like this. It's very very hard to figure out what you're saying.

I want to know how this 9-1-1 call went down, it was probably just like

9-1-1 operator:
9-1-1 please state your emergency.

No tongue guy:
*No tongue speech* I was trying to kiss my wife and she all like bit my tongue off and I was like ?????????? Bit my Tongue off! Bit my tongue off! It's not...nice.

9-1-1 operator:
Uh, Ya, were going to need an ambulance and a police officer right away, I'm pretty sure their's a retarded boy being r*ped.

I want to know what drove this woman to bite her husbands tongue off because obviously they were getting along, they were making out. It's like they were making out and all the sudden she was like, you know what? I wonder what it would feel like to be a cannibal and she bit his f**king tongue off.

Or maybe it was him that was into it, he was all like, ya bite my tongue off I bet it will feel awesome *no tongue* awww aw oh my god I was so totally wrong, It doesn't feel good at all.

The most hilarious thing about this story though is the fact that when the paramedics got there this guy and his wife were singing Christmas carols. The dude has half a tongue and he's standing there singing Christmas carols with the b*tch that just bit his tongue in half.

This must be some sort of f**ked up relationship going on here. Their both mentally unstable. This man must have waited outside of a mental institution and just picked up the first girl that they released into society.

I bit hole in my tongue once and I never had the erg to start singing after. That must have been a site, this dude with half a tongue singing just like spraying blood, he's like *no tongue* Jingle bells, Jingle bells.

What really gets me is this husband doesn't even want to press charges on his wife, she bit your f**king tongue off man.
To all the guys out there if you have a girlfriend or a wife thats bitten part of your tongue off, please just leave that b*tch because chances are the next thing she's going to bite off is going to be your d*ck.

So I want to know what would you do if someone bit your tongue off? Leave a comment and let me know, oh, and do a video response and show me what you would say in your lack of tongue speech. You know be like yo what the f**k b*tch stupid wh*re. Make a video response like that and add it underneath and it will make me laugh. Oh and thumbs up this video and and uh, tongues will not be bitten off.

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[LoveexFaithxHopex]

if your not gunna use it your gunna lose it bitchh ! rofll xD

[wellgabriel2]

Don't scroll down... There's an argument between sabulba57 and andy56duky .

[XxAmyDeviliciousxX]

.::Whoever has read The Hunger Games will understand this::.

If I had my tongue bitten off, I'd be an Avox.

[joselinetorbay]

ummmmmmmmmm im a girl......... i wouldnt do that LIKE EVER

[andy56duky]

@sabulba57 and if ur a girl im sorry for this

[andy56duky]

@sabulba57 can i cock block those words cuz i love my dick

[caliburedge2411]

lol if i was that man she would be gone in seconds

[sabulba57]

@andy56duky im not your wife... but like she said "if your not gonna use it, your gonna lose it" then she will bite off your Dick...

[andy56duky]

@sabulba57 =w= r u going to bite my tounge off >.> cuz i have a feeling u going to kill me after that

[sabulba57]

@andy56duky its 1%

[muffinscute1]

retarded boy being rapes xDDDDD