Eve Online - The Day My Empire Life Died

Parody based on the don mclean song 'american pie'

Lyrics:

A long, long time ago
In an Ice belt far away...
My mackanaw was under an attack,
I knew that I should have insured it
and not fell for that can flip
I didnt earn that much isk anyway...

The evil pirates they try to get us,
the game mechanics are against us,

maybe if i get a macro,
I'd find it easier to make dough

I took out insurance on my Drake,
headed off to Kaimon so I could make,
A bit more isk to pay my way
the day my empire life died

Why,Why, why did my rifter die?
was it that stranger in the sabre,
or my failure to kite
Ill get better mods, get my skills up to 5

Thinking, surely next time i'll survive.
surely next time i'll survive...


Do you know about that place,
where theres no law in outer space
Massive fleet fights going on all day
Shoot at will, and mark your turf
and ill make your warp distruption bubble burst
Ill probably fill the killboard on my first day!



Well i know that im not a noob no more
and that solo kills arent that simple to score

but that wont stop me trying
it will keep the bad guys dying


Im a covert top gun flying ace
with the skills of a bitter vet you cant replace
smack me in local and ill eat your face
the day my empire life died

Category:

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Tags:

• eve
• online
• parody
• song
• funny
• music
• video
• composition
• nashau
• morsus
• mihi

[Jboxf4life]

GJ shooting your own guardian at 2:10.... fking noob

[stargater07]

@Jboxf4life Its not my video footage its stuff i downloaded from existing youtube videos, just so you know :) x

[eveonline247]

lololol this is epic.

[ReamiSotsku]

YES YES YES YES! One million times yes!

[mrkekson]

lolwin!



[MandaloreMovies]

Wow, awesome lyrics man.

[Ramzee93]

Awesome mate .. :) +1 Internets to you!

[cmdbileena]

it hurts my ears

[MerchantPrince]

Awesome

[DarkLordRoto]

Great song =)

[s7onecold]

mumble, need subs :D :p