Slap Shot - Terrible Masturbator
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Their too dumb to play with themselves!
God I will miss Paul Newman
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2 people are playing with their fuckin' toys in the penalty box.
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As well as having it from birth, I'm proud of sharing Paul Newman's character's last name. I also need to get a #7 Chiefs jersey at some point in life since I can't put it on my Bruins jersey without instantly committing a double jersey foul :P
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I gotta see if this is on Netflix now
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''They brought thier fuckin TOYS with them!''
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He had a small part in Up in Smoke and delivered some of the funniest lines in the movie! "When boy! When! are you goin to get your act together?? Oh good god almighty me, I think hes the anti-christ. Anthony, I want to talk to you. Now listen, DONT WALK AWAY FROM ME WHEN IM TALKIN TO YOU! YOU GET A GODDAMN JOB B4 SUNDOWN, OR WERE SHIPPING YOU OFF TO MILITARY SCHOOL, WITH THAT GODDAMN FINKLESTEEN SHIT KID! SON OF A BITCH!" ROTFL!!!
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He was in True Grit too ! He had two very memorable lines:
"Most people around here know of Rooster Cogburn and some people live to regret it. I would not be surprised to learn that he is a relative of yours!"
"I just received word that a young girl fell head first down a fifty foot well on the Tolson Road. I thought perhaps it was you."
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@Wonkawillie77 Good question!
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man I had forgotten about that scene . . . too funny . . . I was actually searching for the scene where the creepy older player says "Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A" !!!! Another funny line. I don't think anyone posted that.
That's awesome! You obviously need to have a son and name him Reggie. My brother got me a Dunlop #7 Chiefs Jersey for my bday, it's cool. But coming from a Rangers fan, putting that on a Bruins jersey would be sacrilege
Fukkyew 3 months ago
One of the funniest movies ever
Fukkyew 7 months ago
Many of the funniest scenes in this movie involve Strother Martin.
He was one of the greatest character actors who ever lived, best known as the warden in another Paul Newman flick, Cool Hand Luke ("what we have here is failure to communicate").
After many years of playing bad guys, he finally had a chance to show off his skills as a comedy actor. It's too bad it didn't happen sooner in his career, especially since he died at 61. :-((((
R.I.P., Strother! (1919-80)
ajbalfour 2 years ago 13
He was also in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (in a small role)
Fukkyew 2 years ago