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A DRAMATIC READING OF 50 SHADES OF GREY BY THE COOKIE MONSTER

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Published on Mar 16, 2012

If Twilight fanfiction can be #1 on the NYTimes bestsellers list

Then, logically, a pile of steaming horse shit plagiarized into a pile of rancid turkey bowel movements, which was digested by a tentacle monster encrusted with the menstrual blood cycles of the harpies of hades

Logically

that can become a legitimately enjoyed source of reading for soccer moms too right

right?

edit: title changed due to popular opinion. holy shit it really does.

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  • I suck

    I suck 7 months ago

    * deletes history *

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  • alillopezgirll

    alillopezgirll 7 months ago

    Hahahaha!!! Omg!! Can't stop laughing!!! Made me laugh even more hearing the guy reading crack up too!! Lmfao! Bet he lost a bet and made him read this!!! Haha !!!!! ;D

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  • TheGamingDude330

    TheGamingDude330 4 days ago

    what did I just watch...

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  • Kimberly Tavener

    Kimberly Tavener 1 week ago

    Lol

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  • SpartanDrazen

    SpartanDrazen 2 weeks ago

    you sound like the orc that reads your quest before you start a warcraft 2 campaign.

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  • kaistan00

    kaistan00 2 weeks ago

    i love the sexy saxaphone music in the background lol ;)

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    XaVirussX 2 weeks ago

    dafq did i just hear

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  • OmnomTheDevourer

    OmnomTheDevourer 4 weeks ago

    Imagine Nigel Thornberry or Daria reading this...

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  • laineibird

    laineibird 1 month ago

    He sounds like the Cookie-Monster~

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  • SycoKIller21000

    SycoKIller21000 1 month ago

    what have i done with my life

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  • Blaketflip

    Blaketflip 1 month ago

    ...WHAT THE FUCK?

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  • Hannah Limpert

    Hannah Limpert 1 month ago

    Throwing a tampon into a toilet...idiot.

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