I still don't know!
SCENE 5:
NITE OWL: AGUHH. Lets see how realistic I can make this look. WOAH. Look at- Look at that! Okay. Um. Whatever. I look great today. Darn this cape really is a hindrance sometimes. Wow, this is really dusty. Maybe I need to clean. Wheres the freaking vacuum? Okay. Here we go. Gee whiz. I've never seen a house this dirty.
SFX: Vrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. AH. Vrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
RORSCHACH: No. ):
NITE OWL: Ahhhh!
OZYMANDIAS: Oh boy! Sounds like my family is very lively this morning.
NITE OWL: Cant I just do a little household cleaning?
OZYMANDIAS: I need to get dressed.
RORSCHACH: No.
OZYMANDIAS: Oh, I look very beautiful today. Ha, okay. Time to go downstairs and see my family.
NITE OWL: Uuugh! Its so hard being friends with you!
OZYMANDIAS: No, Owly-chan.
NITE OWL: AHHHH!
OZYMANDIAS: You need to go in time out. Don't yell at your family members in that way. You can sit in the uh, baby chair.
NITE OWL: I'm sorry, Rorschach-chan.
OZYMANDIAS: I'm going to start making breakfast. Sugar crubes for you. And...
NITE OWL: I'd like some pancakes.
OZYMANDIAS: Okay. Breakfast is made.
NITE OWL: Can I sit at the table now?
OZYMANDIAS: No. Yes.
NITE OWL: Okay. Whoa! Uh. Jumping into action! Stop stealing my chair, Rorschach!
OZYMANDIAS: Oh, look at how I'm sitting...
RORSCHACH: I fell over.
OZYMANDIAS: So beautiful...
NITE OWL: "I fell over!" That was a really great breakfast, Ozy!
OZYMANDIAS: Yeah, it was.
NITE OWL: What should we do today? Something fun.
OZYMANDIAS: Well, I think I'll need to get dressed. And we should go out and get a gardener. Because their yard is a mess.
NITE OWL: Okay. You mean OUR yard, right?
OZYMANDIAS: Yes.
NITE OWL: UH. My heads too... Wah, I'm too tall! Hey, Rory-chan, do you like my hat?
OZYMANDIAS: (whispering) You gotta watch me put this on.
RORSCHACH: You're ravishing, Daniel.
NITE OWL: Thank you.
OZYMANDIAS: Uh, this is really hard to get on...
NITE OWL: I don't think that's going to fit on you, Ozy.
OZYMANDIAS: No, it does, and it's very sexy.
NITE OWL: You look kind of like the Hulk.
OZYMANDIAS: Thank you. Now lets go get that gardener.
NITE OWL: Yaaay! Oh wait a minute. AAAAAUHHH.
SCENE 6:
(More car noises!)
NITE OWL: Oh no, it's a biker gang!
OZYMANDIAS: We need to call some action! Now-! I Ozymandias...
RORSCHACH: (whispering) King of kings.
OZYMANDIAS: KING OF KINGS decide that you are a biker gang, and you should be punished!
BIKER #1: Well, we're only a biker gang if you have a race with us and you win.
OZYMANDIAS: Alright. Its settled. We have a race!
NITE OWL: Augh....
OZYMANDIAS: And if we win, we declare you a biker gang and you go to jail. But if you win...
BIKER #1: We have some cookies.
OZYMANDIAS: Alright! Lets get this thing started.
NITE OWL: I'm really sorry you guys!
SFX: Whooosh!
NITE OWL: Ah! What is this?!
(???)
MISPLACED SCENE WTF (Really SCENE 8):
NITE OWL: What about me?! Hey, wait up! Oh no! Don't run me over! Man! That really sucks! You guys are the worst friends ever. Hey, that's the wrong place. We have to go to the gardener.
RORSCHACH: Oh.
NITE OWL: Ow ow ow. Uuuh. That smarts.
SCENE 7:
CAMERAMAN: (whispering) ...Again.
(Car noises again!)
OZYMANDIAS(?): Ready? GO!
NITE OWL(?): Ahhh! Its a uh, a tie!
OZYMANDIAS(?): Snap!
NITE OWL(???): Do we still get cookies?
CAMERAMAN: Whos asking that?! NITE OWL.
OZYMANDIAS: WHOA.
NITE OWL: Ah, ow! That smarts!
OZYMANDIAS(?): I guess we both win. Nice racing with you guys. Love ya.
BIKER #1(?): I love you too, man!
OZYMANDIAS(?): See you in the next life!
SFX: Hug hug hug.
CAMERAMAN: How Egyptian of you
OZYMANDIAS: GROUP HUG.
NITE OWL: GET OFF OF ME! THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE! Ahhhhh~!
OZYMANDIAS: GROUP HUG.
RORSCHACH: AURGHHHRRAAAARL!
NITE OWL: Its okay Rory-chan! I know you like affection secretly.
RORSCHACH: UH.
NITE OWL: WAHHHHHH Hey~!
OZYMANDIAS: I love you guys! You're just so great!
NITE OWL: What the heck, man.
OZYMANDIAS: Okay, okay. Its time to go now. Gotta get into our car. GUYS!
NITE OWL: Uh. WHOA!
SFX: OOOOO.
OZYMANDIAS: Time to gooo!
NITE OWL: Hey, you guys are forgetting about-
SCENE 9:
OZYMANDIAS: Hello, wonderful gardener man.
GARDENER: Herro, good morlingu. I am galdenel.
OZYMANDIAS: Yes.
(laughing)
OZYMANDIAS: We need your assistance in uh, ooo....
NITE OWL: (whispering) That kind of creeps me out.
OZYMANDIAS: Yes.
RORSCHACH: Hurm.
GARDENER: Could you stop tlying to seduce me? I would learry appleciate it.
OZYMANDIAS: You're definitely going in my boys magazine. Best gardener ever! Lets go!
GARDENER: Uh, hey! I think dis is sexuar halassment.
NITE OWL: Hey, wait up you guys. Where am I? Oh. Okay. Off we go.
SFX: Wrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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ummm ok awkward : - /
denise27121 2 years ago
You have no idea.
BeatriceFang 2 years ago