BridalBear

Just say no.

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• bear
• theultimatebride
• childhood

[Janievalo]

lol, I have the same problem. I dont know how to ninja him into the bin without anyone noticing

[Theultimatebride]

@Janievalo People make it harder to get rid of stuff. I'd be happy not to have carpet if it wasn't for people using words like "slum" and "lazy".

[BaubleRob]

Sorry about your dad.

I always want to take my Cashewnut wig abroad but don't in case I'm searched. I wouldn't mind if I had hair of my own, but it would look so suspect. I suppose if I had a bear I could make him wear the wig during transit.

[Theultimatebride]

@BaubleRob The first time that I flew (in a plane), I was so fucking paranoid about what to pack. I didn't even like the idea of them seeing my clean underwear.

You could always wear the wig through check-in and boarding? You would have to take it off briefly when they examine your passport, but I think you could pull it off.

[Capgungoesbang]

Hahaha, how unfortunate. My childhood toy is a tiny stuffed elephant named Sam that is as big as the palm of my hand. Where does he even sit in your home?

[Theultimatebride]

@Capgungoesbang He sits wherever the heck he likes. Right now he's taking up valuable clothes space in the wardrobe. When I was little, my parents would put it in bed with me, to "calm me down" at night. I still have nightmares about brown smothering.

[bearchay889]

Get him a job stealing picknick baskets.I have one just about as bad an aunt of mine got a me a sheep when I was small which I guess wouldn't be that funny in a urban area but in the backwoods any time I see it I can only thing naaaaa.

[missduni]

@Theultimatebride @BaubleRob this is my favorite wig conversation ever!

[Theultimatebride]

@wolfgirleatsbaby It's a kind of sickness. Maybe a mass burning of childhood toys would help? Mind you, I think they stuffed bears and dolls with asbestos back then?

[wolfgirleatsbaby]

I'm nearing twenty and still sleep with the blanket I was given when I was born. Pretty much every night, HOLDING ON TO IT ALL NIGHT LONG. its nearing pathetic, who knows when I'll stop.